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Name/Nombre: Adelicia(real name)/Kohana Katsuru (OC sumit)

Zodiac/Signo del Zodiaco: Escorpio

Chinese Zodiac/Signo del Zodiaco Chino: Dragón

Favorite animal/Animal Favorito: Tiger/El tigre

Favorite food/Comida Favorita: Italian/La comida italiana con sangría

Hobbies: hear music, Chat, write fanfícs, stories, poems,etc, skate, go out with my friends, see movies etc../oír música, chatear, escribir fanfícs, historias, poemas, etc., patinar, salir con mis amigos, ir al cine, ver películas, leer, etc., etc.

Favorite Music/Música Favorita: I love all kinds of music from classic to rock, pop, hip hop, metal, etc, the only one I hate is Reggeaton./Me gusta la música clásica, el rock, rap, pop, baladas, metal, entre otros géneros, lo que si no me gusta es el reggeaton, y las cheras.

Favorite Singers-Bands/Grupos-Cantantes
Favoritos: Matchbox Twenty, Papa Roach, Yellow Card, Evanescence, Nightwish, Sonata Artica, Linkin Park, Rasmus, My Chemical Romance, HIM, Epica, Mago de Oz, Heroes del Silencio, Bon Jovi, Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Apocalyptica, Guns and Roses, Simple plan, Maroon 5, Metallica, The Used, Cartel de Santa, Molotov, Goo Goo Dolls, Ramones, Nine Inch Nail, Carlos Santana, Richard Marxs, etc, etc.

Favorite Songs/Canciones Favoritas: Bittersweet, Story of a girl, Its my life, Smooth, Superman can’t walk, She Hill be loved, This love, Disease, Back to good, Bright lights, Bent, I want something else, Push, Rain Maker, Unwell, Time alter time, Damn, It’s time to come home, Master of puppets, The ghost of you, Vampires will never hurt you, Scars, Broken home, Last resort, Sail Away, I caught fire in you eyes, The taste of ink, 3am, God most hate me, Welcome to my life, Breaking the habit, Now and forever, Astaroth, Gaia, La Rosa de los vientos, El que quiera entender, Hasta que el cuerpo aguante, La danza del fuego, La leyenda del hada y el mago, etc, etc.

Quotes/Frases/Escenas Favoritas:
"When will you understand that I have never believed that a woman is subservient to a man? Men will have you believe such a thing because it is actually their side of the species that remains the powerless one, not us. We, you and I, have minds designed to see us through. It is why our hearts can be broken so easily by a man. It is our faulting flaw that we think too much where they do not think at all." - Ardina ("Embrace" chpt. 31)

“Insanity is just sanity flipped to its wilder, more creative nature”

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." -Oscar Levant

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I'll take over."

"Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none." -William Shakespeare

“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act”- George Orwell

“Death smiles at us, and all we can do is smile back”- from ‘Gladiator’

"Knowing is independent of being. I did not know you existed before you bumbled in here and ruined my nap. Yet that doesn't mean you weren't real before you woke me."

"Forever on the fringe of his thoughts, forever in his mind, but never within his grasp." -Ardina ("Embrace" chpt. 34)

"Mine honor is my life; both grow in one; take honor from me and my life is done." -William Shakespeare

"But he that does not grasp the thorns should never crave the rose." -Anne Bronte

“I came, I saw, I conquered.” – Julius Cesar

“Your incompetence is most taxing.”- Viktor, from ‘Underworld’

“ ‘There will come a time when you’ll have the chance to do the right thing.’ ‘I love those moments… I like to wave at them as they pass by.’” – Captain Jack Sparrow

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”- The bible

“There comes a time when decent men simply roll up their sleeves, raise the black flag, and start slitting throats.”- H.L. Mencken

“All that glitters is not gold. All that wanders is not lost.”- J.R.R. Tolkien, ‘The Hobbit.’

“If you can’t do it with one bullet, don’t do it at all!”- Alan Q., ‘LXG’

“ ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit’ as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such, suffer from it… a lot.”

“Evil men triumph when good men do nothing.” – Superman

“ ‘I wish none of this would have happened.’ So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we need to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.” – Gandalf, from ‘Lord of the Rings- The Fellowship of the Ring’

“If there be light, then there is darkness; if cold, heat; if height, depth; if solid, fluid; if rough, smooth; if calm, tempest; if prosperity, adversity; if life, death.” –Pythagoras

“If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.” –Baruch Spinoza

"When the student is ready, the master appears." -Buddhist Proverb

"There are some remedies worse than the disease." -Publilius Syrus

"Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought." -Henri Louis Bergson

"No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head." -Terry Josephson

"He who has seen present things has seen all, both everything which has taken place from all eternity and everything which will be for time -without end; for all things are of one kin and of one form." -Marcus Aurelius

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius; Gladiator

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." - President Harry S. Truman

"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else" -John Burroughs

"They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel." -Carl W. Buechner

"The basic difference between an ordinary person and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything -as a challenge while an ordinary person takes everything as a blessing or a curse" -Carlos Castenada

"Excellence is the result of caring more than others think is wise, risking more than others think is safe, dreaming more than others think is practical, and expecting more than others think is possible."

"Courage is fear holding on a minute longer." -General George S. Patton

"What you want to do, and what you can do, is limited only by what you can dream." -Mike Melville

"Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it." -Irving Berlin

"Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny."

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." -Thomas Edison

"The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it." -Michelangelo

"We will either find a way or make one." -Hannibal

"The world is not dangerous because of those who do harm but because of those who look at it without doing anything." -Thomas Edison

“I can see everything. All that is. All that was. All that ever could be.” –Rose Tyler (Bad Wolf) in The Parting of Ways

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up a whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. Nothing should be able to do that. Especially not love. I hate love.” –Rose Walker, Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman

"The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender." -Vince Lombardi

"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it." -Bill Cosby

"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves." -Lestat, from 'Interview with the Vampire'

"Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos." -Zorg, 'The Fifth Element'

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." -Maximus Decimus Meridius, from 'Gladiator'

"Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way." -General George S. Patton

"Look not mournfully into the past, it comes not back again. Wisely improve the present, it is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future without fear and with a manly heart." -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McClosky

"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think." -Clarence Darrow

"A visionary is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." -Oscar Wilde

"I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it." -Pablo Picasso

"Achievement starts when you know that your present place in life does not determine how far you will go. Its only purpose is to remind you where you started." -Keith D. Harrell

"People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy finding excuses for not being what they are capable of being, and not enough energy putting themselves on the line, growing out of the past, and getting on with their lives." -J. Michael Straczynski

"If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut." -Albert Einstein

"If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle." -Rita Mae Brown

"The 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.”

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”

"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"She's either a very ugly girl or a very pretty monster." -Lou Costello

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

"I have always wondered why people bang their heads against brick walls... And then I met you."

"Be nice to the nerds. One day you'll be working for them" -Bill Gates

"Do you know what your sin is?" "Right now I'm gonna go with rage, but I'm a fan of all seven." - Mal, from 'Serenity'

“‘This dock is off limits to civilians.’ ‘I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.’” – Captain Jack Sparrow

“Do me a favor. I know it’s very difficult for you but please stay here and try not to do anything… stupid.” – Captain Jack Sparrow

“So, who wants to go down into the creepy tunnel through the tomb first?”- Riley, from ‘National Treasure’

“Dear Buddha… I want a pony.”- Mal, from ‘Serenity’

“Of all the things I’ll lose, I miss my mind the most.”

“Haven’t you been paying attention? Killing is what I do. It's what I’m good at!” – from ‘Ultraviolet’

“Someday we’ll look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.”

“Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach the rest of the time… the wait is simply too long.”- Leonard Bernstien

“Actually, I’m just a friar so I can curse all I want… damn it.”- Carl, from ‘Van Helsing’

""Good shower?" Vin asked.
"Fine," Chris responded guardedly.
"No sudden religious conversion then?" JD asked.
"What?" Buck asked frowning.
"You guys didn't find God in the shower?" Vin asked
"What the hell are you talking about?" Chris demanded.
"Oh God - yes!" both boys chorused, mimicking Chris ecstatic cry of release perfectly. ""- Fic:Mud Larks by Sammy Girl (M7/AU.Family Matters)

“Live everyday like it’s your last, because someday it will be.”

“You couldn’t understand anything; and you couldn’t change anything. But you can make music like that. And I felt the same gratitude when I saw the village children dancing; when I saw their arms raised and their knees bent and their bodies turning to the rhythm of the songs they sang. I started to cry watching them.”- Lestat

“Love me, fear me, do as I say and I will be your slave.”-from ‘Labyrinth’

“What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an angel! In apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals!” -from 'Hamlet'

"Men of few words are the best men" -from 'Henry V'

"O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
the meat it feeds on." -from 'Othello'

"Nothing will come of nothing." -from 'King Lear'

"If Love be rough with you, be rough with Love, prick Love for pricking, and you beat Love down." -Mercutio, from 'Rome and Juliet'

There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you. - Orochimaru(Naruto)

"I shall despair. There is no creature loves me;
And if I die no soul will pity me:
And wherefore should they, since that I myself
Find in myself no pity to myself?" -from 'Richard III'

"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come." -from 'Julius Caesar'

"Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs, Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers’ eyes, Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers’ tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, A choking gall and a preserving sweet." - from 'Romeo and Juliet'

"Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill - don't buy drugs. Become a pop star and they give you them for free." -Bill, 'Love Actually'

"I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, - Sean Connery, Harry Potter. - David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that." -David, Prime Minister, 'Love Actually'

" 'I thought poetry was the food of love.' 'Of a fine, stout love. But if it is only a vague inclination, one poor sonnet will kill it.' 'So, what do you recommend to encourage affection?' 'Dancing. Even if one's partner is barely tolerable.' " -Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth, in 'Pride and Prejudice' (2005 version)

“Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the soul. The green fury who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me…”- Dracula, from ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’

“Do you believe in destiny, that even the powers of time can be ordered to a single purpose? The luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds true love.”- Dracula, from ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’

“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” –Dracula, from ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’

“A pity your moment of triumph is being spoiled over a little thing like grave robbery.”- Count Dracula, from ‘Van Helsing’

“You can’t kill me Victor… I’m already dead.” Count Dracula, from ‘Van Helsing’

"Oh don't be boring... everyone who says that dies." -Count Dracula, from 'Van Helsing'

“ So, you’re the great Van Helsing.’ ‘And you’re a deranged psychopath.’” – Van Helsing, from ‘Van Helsing’

“ ‘Patience is a virtue…’ ‘Not right now, it isn’t.’”- Evelyn and Rick, from ‘The Mummy’

“Heaven, I fancy has no place for me… and I can find Hell on my own.” –Lucy Harris, from ‘Jekyll and Hyde: the musical’

"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?"

"If you're too open minded your brain will fall out."

"I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was mistaken."

"I'm confused, wait...maybe I'm not."

"Sarcasm, just one more service I offer."

"My life is an endless battle against maturity."

"333: I'm only half evil."

"I'm sorry, but I don't know any words small enough for you to understand."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they still have some pretty good ideas."

"A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge."

"It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you."

"I have multiple personalities and none of them like you."

"I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"It's better to have loved and lost than to live with that psycho the rest of your life."

"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you."

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun!'"

"Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to Hell in such a manner they think they'll enjoy the trip."

"A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say."

"National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support."

"The villagers are coming with torches and pitchforks. Please hide me."

"I'm lost, but I'm making good time."

"Have YOU seen my marbles?"

"What is the speed of dark?"

"Don't take life so seriously, it isn't permanent."

"I'm not dumb, I'm a slow genius."

"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."

"I used to have a handle on life but it broke."

"I called your boyfriend gay so he hit me with his purse."

"Guns don't kill people, bullets do."

"Love is a four letter word for 'Here are my heart and soul, please take them and grind them into hamburger meat.'"

"I wish I had saved all the tears you made me I could fucking drown you in them!"

"Come to the dark side...we have cookies!"

"If you can't amaze the world with your genius then baffle them with your bullshit."

"I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have."

"Angry people need hugs! (or sharp objects.)"

"There is no 'I' in 'slut' but there's a 'U'."

"Follow your heart, just make sure that your head is holding the leash."

“Love start with a smile, grows with a kiss and dies with a tear.”

“I hear my heart screaming in my mind waiting for my soul mate to hear its cry.”

“Silence is gold but duck tape is silver”

“Everyone has a prince charming. Mine just took the wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. ”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happen to you?”

“High school is not about finding a groom, is about finding the bride maids.”

“Best friends are one soul in two bodies.”

“Don’t hide behind a mask, because you don’t know who could fall for your eyes.”

“God made the land, God made the sea, he need a princess, so he made ME.”

“Tears are the souls blood, if you don’t let them flew you would eventually die.”

“Letters start with ABC, Numbers with 123, Music with DO RE MI, but true love start with you and me.”

“I know I’m not perfect, but I’m so close…It scares me.”

“Every rose would eventually turn black.”

“I’m ready to meet my maker, but is my maker ready for the ordeal of meeting me?”

“Every women should had 4 pets; a mink in the closet, a tiger in the bed, a jaguar in the garage, and a jacka$$ to paid for everything.”

“Suicide is man’s way of telling God; “You can’t fire me I QUIT.””

“NO! The fire in the background is a figment of your imagination… I didn’t do it! ”

“If it weren’t for caffeine, I would have no personality what so ever.”

“Love is friendship on fire.”

“Of all sad words of pen and tongue the saddest are, “It might have been.””

“I’m not strong…I just never let you see me cry.”

"May your road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back and may you be a half hour in heaven before the devil knows you're dead."

“Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn’t exist and never shall… There is only now.” –Saphira, from ‘Eldest’

“Oh…do you care? I still do feel for you…What should be lost in there……” –Beautyofthebeast

““I love you” are eight letters, so is “Bullshit.””

“…Therefore the important thing in doing battle is victory…”

“…When you love, make it last a long time…”

“It’s better to be silence and be though a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.”

“To a well organized mind, death is the next adventure.”

“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.”

“A dream is an answer to a question we haven’t yet learned how to ask.”

“One day you’ll come to me and ask me what’s more important; your or my life. I’ll say my life and you’ll wake away never knowing that you are my life.”

“I’ll love you always… because always is longer than forever.”

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”

“¡¿Loca YO?!... Loco el mundo en el que vivo.”

“Como quieres que te olvide si cuando trato de olvidarte me olvido del olvido y comienzo a recordarte.”

“Te quiero matemáticamente con un amor trigonometrado, porque física y biológicamente eres mi sistema mas deseado.”

“Tanto te quiero tanto te adoro que hasta los cuernos te pongo de oro.”

“Si mi sangre fuera tinta y mis dedos lapicero, escribiría con todo mi Corazón “Te Quiero.””

“Dime con quien andas y si esta bueno me lo mandas.”

“No dejes que una conquista te conquiste, ni que una derrota te derrote.”

“Uno de los grandes placeres de la vida es el hacer lo que todos te dijeron que nunca podrías hacer.”

“Lo que une la virtud no puede separarlo la muerte.”

'There is no one who does not have scars on his heart. If there was someone like that, he would be a shallow bastard.''

How Far is Near? How Near Is Far? If you're looking up, we see the same star.

If life gives you lemons; make grape juice and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."

5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

6) Dont use any punctuation

7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

10) Sing along at the opera.

11) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"

14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."


1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"


1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

The Laws of Anime Version 6.0

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
----Extreme Coolness
----Amazing intelligence
----Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
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I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
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Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

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My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


Hi, my name is Kazu.

I like Writing and I like Athletics.

I am running down the road

I suddenly tripped over.

I come home with a scatch on my knee.

My mummy begins to worry.

I tell her I am fine.

She sighs and says ok.

I am at school.

When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.

I am sent to the sickbay.

Then I am sent home.

Mummy takes me to the doctors.

The doctors tell mummy something.

Mummy starts to cry.

I tell her it's ok.

I'm not going to die.

She tells me I am starting.

Starting to be slower.

I don't know what it means.

But I have become sick.

I tell mummy it's ok.

I will become better.

Mummy starts to cry.

Do I have cancer?

Mummy says no.

Then what do I suppose.

As a year had past.

I struggle to walk.

My speech is getting slower.

It's hard for me to talk.

My friends like to help me.

My classmates like to run.

But I have to sit down.

And watch them have fun.

Then one day my teacher.

Comes to see mummy.

Daddy comes out.

And starts to get all snotty.

The teacher tells my parents.

I can no longer go to school.

My motion is too slow.

I ask the teacher slowly.

I am sorry I am useless.

I start to cry and beg her.

I want to go to school.

The teacher gives a smile.

And tells me she is sorry.

The school cant really help me.

The words were so cruel.

The day I had to leave.

My friends and classmates cried.

The boys upon the windows.

Wave to me goodbye.

I smile and sit in the car.

I am taken to a school.

A school with special people.

Just like me and you.

I start to have some fun.

I made a lot of friends.

As many years passed again.

I talk too slow to understand.

I cannot run anymore.

And I struggle to even stand.

I cannot write in my diary.

My motion is too slow.

Then one day I am sent.

To the hospital again.

Now many years have passed.

I lie in a warm bed.

I cannot move my body.

I cannot move again.

I talk very slowly.

I cannot move my head.

My mummy sits there crying.

My daddy looks depressed.

I ask my mummy sadly.

Am I going to die.

My mother holds my hand.

Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes.

I cannot talk or move.

I seem to have died.

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Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... ---
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1. If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as hell not picking anything up.

2. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her as long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.

3. I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys to wear trousers so loose that they are falling off their hips. Don't take this as an insult: you and all of your friends are morons. But I want to be fair and open minded about this, so I propose this: you may come to the door with your underwear showing and you pants ten sizes too big: but in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, fall off your ass during the course of your date with my daughter, I will use my nail gun to fasten your trousers securely to your waist.

4. I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing some kind of "barrier method" can kill you. Let me elaborate on this: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you.

5. You may think that in order for us to know each other better we could talk about sports, politics, or other social issues. Do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you will have my daughter safely back here at this house, and that the only words I need from you on this are "Early, sir".

6. You may be popular at school with many opportunities to date other girls. I have no problem with this as long as it is okay with my little girl. Once you have gone out with my little girl, you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

7. As you wait at the door for my daughter to come out and more than an hour goes by, I do not want to hear you sigh or watch you fidget. If you wanted to be on time for movies, then you shouldn't be dating. My daughter will be putting on her makeup, a process that takes longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, you may change the oil in my car.

8. The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:

-Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wood stool,
-Places where there are no parents, policemen or nuns in sight,
-Places where there is darkness
-Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness
-Places where the temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops or midriff T-shirts
-movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes, these will be avoided.

9. The following places are appropriate for my daughter:

-Movies that feature chainsaws are okay
-Hockey games are ok
-Old folk's homes are better

10. Never lie to me. I may seem to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged has-been dipshit; but on issues relating to my daughter I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have only one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but. I have 3 shotguns, two 30-06 rifles, a meatsaw, a shovel, and five acres in back. Do not mess with me.

11. And finally, be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy. While you're out with my daughter and the Agent Orange starts acting up the voices tell me to clean my guns while I wait for you to bring her home. As soon as you pull up into the driveway, come out of your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password. Report clearly that you have brought my daughter back both safely and early. Then return to your car. There is no need to come inside. And incidentally, the camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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