Age:21 going on 22
Sex: I'm not even going to get started with the various different jokes like 'Yes please!'. So if you didn't get that from my name then you're a complete dipshit!
Fav Characters and Pairings:
Buffy, Faith, Spike, Angel, Tara, Oz
Buffy/Faith, Buffy/Spike, Buffy/Angel, Buffy/Tara, Buffy/Oz
Harry, Draco, Neville, Gred & Forge, Remus, Sirius (sp?)
Harry/Draco, Harry/Severus(if well written) Harry/Fred or George, Harry/Draco/Severus, Harry/Hermione
Kate, Ziva, Gibbs, Abbz
Kate/Abby, Ziva/Abby, Gibbs/Abby, Tony/Abby, Gibbs/Abby/Ziva, Kate/Abby/Ziva(though they're so damn hard to find so if you know a good one message me plz. thanks:D)
Bella, Edward, Alice
Bella/Edward, Bella/Alice Bella/Edward/Alice
Buffy/Riddick (Pitch Black)
Least fav characters:
Riley, Willow, Xander, Cordy, Occasionally Angel
Riley/Fish Boy: He's a guy with a major inferior complex. nuff said!
Willow (or just the Scoobies in general):She rips Buff out of heaven, gets addicted to magic, hooks Buff up with Fish Boy, and just generally tries to mold Buffy into who she (Willow) wants her (Buffy) to be. Need i say more? Xander: The whole hyena incident, lies about what Willow told him to say to Buff about trying the curse again, attacks Buff constantly using her mistakes to get her to do what he wants her to do. Cordy: She's a bitch and constantly tries to steal Angel and/or tare Buffy down.
Angel: Makes important decisions about his relationship with Buffy without consulting her. Doesn't ask Buffy what she wants and makes her decisions for her.
Dumbledore, Ron, James
Dumbledore: He dumps Harry with the Dursley's. Every year something life threatening happens to Harry. In short he's a manipulative bastard.
Ron: He's a jealous idiot, nuff said.
James: In short I don't like bullies and he is a bully.
Good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting right there with you in the cell saying, "Damn that was fun!" If you agree copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, BirdsofPrey9832, Josephine18, shadow4284, DownWithDumbles
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered where in the world carmen sandiego actually is, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally deleted everything in your profile and had to retype it, copy this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy and pstae tish itno yuor plorfie.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, aurielMoon, DownWithDumbles
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you actually have argued with your self and lost, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.The irony...
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were on a sugar high, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!
If you have ever rushed to complete an essay for school only to realize it isn't due for another two weeks, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever burst out laughing for no reason and couldn't stop for several minutes, copy this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile
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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realetor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Copy this into your profile if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Found this at the beginning of chapter 16 of 'Lone Child' by Pyro Panther (fanfiction.net) (awesome story that u must read!!) anywho i thought this was interesting and copied it here. (PP- if u have a problem with this I will happily take it down.)
Did you know…..
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it.)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh my God!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live 9 days with out its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy, but I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head on the wall burns 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home…maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is still attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(“Honey, I’m home. What the…?”)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes…lucky pig…can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with they’re feet.
(Something I’ve always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live, on average, 9 years longer than left-handed people.
(If your ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing...)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that…)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch they’ll live longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about the pig??)
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