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My bid for world dominationLiveJournal UsernameWhy you did itYour mother never understood youYour homeland was eaten by gerbillsTo meet your father's unreasonable expectationsTo win your loves heartWhy not?Your lairBasic classic castleHidden underground complexUndersea domeDen of inquityMountaintop hideoutYour hideous secret weaponOrbital mind control lasersGiant tumble dryerArmy of mind zombiesThe entire Abba collectionKiller robotsYour favourite colourBeautiful and exotic but deadly eastern lieutenantfiresnapHenchperson who constantly plays with knifesfleurdebelleYour perverted scientific geniuschinchilagaloreYou cordon bleu chefpicturesxofxmeLieutenant with serious moral qualmswhileyrwaitingNumber of countries subverted94This Fun Quiz created by Andrew at BlogQuiz.NetIllustrationPisces Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz
Posted: 27 May 07 16:21 • Comments
to sleep...oh, that would be so good to be able to do...stupid insomnia.
Posted: 4 Jul 06 05:56 • Comments
i last wrote. Which i should feel bad about but this is one habit i try keeping but since i can´t i´ll try to make this entry a slightly lengthy then my previous ones.

I´m in Madrid at the moment, been here since mid-february. I´m studying here so and be here ´til may. It´s nice to be away from san diego, except i won´t get to see jack´s bouncing baby boy until he´s already a few months old. And i miss good mexican food. And i´ve eaten more pork products here then i´ve ever had, even before my pork ban i made on myself. As the friends and going out it´s very good, but a warning don´t bother going out anywhere before midnight unless it´s the museum of ham really cheaply-priced beer (0,60 for a cana of beer ). And after so long the dry season has finally ended, even if it was a one night thing, still good. For the studying, it´s been alright bit on the early side but still.

Well, since i´m a time limit, i gotta cut this entry here since i got five other people giving me slightly dirty and impatient looks. Though if you just happen to be in the Madrid area anytime soon. Email me and maybe we´ll meet. Later.
Posted: 22 Mar 06 06:40 • Comments
Jack's kid's finally decided to figure out if it's a boy or girl.
So now the clothes buying begins.
Posted: 26 Jan 06 19:01 • Comments
Your Livejournal zombie attack.LiveJournal UsernameThe name of your zombie infested home town.Your zombie killing weapon of choice.How much do zombies scare you?More than death itself.ZOMBIES!?! HOLY FREAKING CRAP!They freak me out a bit.Well... They're a bit scary... I guess.Zombies? Meh. Small stuff.I eat zombies for breakfast.Oh noes!!11 A zombie! What do you do?RUUUUUUUUUUUN!Its shot gun time.Sit in my arm chair, flip on CNN, and have some ice cream.Hide under the bed. No one looks under the bed.Hunt down the zombie leader.Steal your neighbors car.A BARREL ROLL!Blasting zombies left and right with a freaking twelve guage. What do you think?_friedaCurled into a fetal position crying their eyes out.picturesxofxmeIs pwning some zombies with Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.whileyrwaitingIs sitting at home watching CNN and eating ice cream.gilesbabeGet ripped to pieces by the zombies. Bummer.firesnapIs the zombie king who you must destroy to end the zombie menace.galaxyoflifeNumber of zombies you decapitate.305Chances you survive the zombie swarm.
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Posted: 9 Dec 05 03:03 • Comments
“How could you? You knew. You knew! But no you’re little I’m better anyone attitude had to get in the way. You son of a bitch! I trusted you! I trusted you to protect her and you could even take care of a thirteen year old girl! You bastard, I should let the cops take you. I really thought you cared; I guess I was wrong, huh?” she glanced at him once more before turning her back to him. He stared at her with a detacted expression.
Posted: 3 Aug 05 20:54 • Comments
Last night, started with a friend's wedding in their backyard. So congrats and hope you make it. I was a dancing queen, yeah right more like idiot, but still fun most of the time. Some of the music sucked and that since there was no hard liquor only beer it could have been better (and probably a better dancer or could care either way). Though I'm feeling sore already and sweaty to boot. Then, 10:30 rolls around and Gilbert my gay virgin buddy, come by and off we go to have some rocky fun. With jack in the back we're at ken cinema, and again me & jack are doing the unconscious matching thing.

Oh wait i nearly forgot before we got jack, we saw a dolorean at a carl's jr. but it was too late to try and turn but we finally found a u-turn sadly with a fuckin' light and a cop in front of us. So our dreams of Marty McFly & Doc were slowly leaving our grasp. And we were looking forward to catching a peek into it and maybe seeing if it had a Mr. Fusion.

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Posted: 10 Jul 05 17:03 • Comments
Saturday, July 9 at Midnight at the Ken Cinema!
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rocky horror

The longest-running midnight movie of all time stars Tim Curry as the kinky yet endearing “transsexual from Transylvania” Dr. Frank N. Furter, Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick as his hapless guests Brad and Janet, Meat Loaf as motorcycle-riding rough trade and author Richard O’Brien as the hunchbacked butler Riff Raff. It’s harmless musical fun—a delightful spoof of Hollywood horror movies and Old Dark House melodramas. All of our engagements feature live casts who perform scenes during the movie, and the audience is always welcome to respond to the on-screen action. The Rocky Horror Picture was the first—and is still the best—interactive movie experience!
Official Web Site

Director: Jim Sharman

Cast: Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Richard O'Brien, Jonathan Adams, Nell Campbell, Peter Hinwood, Patricia Quinn, Meat Loaf, Charles Gray , Jeremy Newson, Hilary LaBow, Frank Lester, Mark Johnson, & Koo Stark

MPAA Rating: R Release Year: 1975
Run Time: 1hr 40mins Country Of Origin: Great Britain

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Who's with me?
Posted: 7 Jul 05 14:05 • Comments
The Pussy Cat Song

My pussy cat was scratching out on my back door
Scratched so long poor pussy got sore
Sore pussy..ooohhhh
Sore..pussy ooohhh
Just a friendly little cat

My pussy cat was sittin on the front step
Sat so long poor pussy got wet
Wet pussy...ohhhhh
Sore, wet..pussy
Just a friendly little cat

My pussy cat was playing out on the back lot
Played so long poor pussy got hot
Hot pussy..ohhhh
Sore, wet, hot...pussy..
Just a friendly little cat

My pussy cat was rocking in the rocking chair
Rocked so long he lost his hair
Bald pussy...ohhh
Sore, wet, hot, bald...pussy
Just a friendly little cat

My neighbor and I out at the clothes line
I said to my neighbor won't you look at mine
My pussy..oohhhhhh
Sore, wet, hot, bald pussy
Just a friendly little cat

My neighbor stole my kitty
But I did see
I said to my neighbor set my pussy free
Free pussy
Sore, wet, hot, bad free pussy
Just a friendly little cat
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

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it just kinda sticks to you.
Posted: 18 Jun 05 17:42 • Comments
Me and my friend jack, devised this Zombie List.
It's not completely done yet but here's the first draft.

ZOMBIE INVASION LIST
1.First Aid
2.Nail Guns (4x)
3.Plywood (lots of it)
4.Gasoline & Kerosene
5.Guns (Any kind we can find and legally or maybe illegal own.)
6.Ammunition (and plenty of it.)
7.Long Pointy Sticks (really long good for impalement)
8.Chainsaw (gas powered)
9.Machetes
10.Canned Food & Water (Chocolate and Ice Cream included)
11.Liquor (The stronger the better)
12.Walkie Talkies (w/earpieces)
13.Heavy Duty Truck or SUV of some kind
14.Towel (nothing more useful than a towel)
15.Tampons (we're girls; we bleed, and if provoked we'll throw it at you.)
16.Secure Room
17.Rope Ladder
18.Lantern (2 to a room)
19.Crossbows & bolts
20.Sledgehammers, mallets, hammers
21.Cigarettes (if were going, we're doing it right.)
22.CB Radio

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That's all for now. Anyone want to suggest something to the list?
Posted: 30 May 05 03:44 • Comments
Is anybody going to go to 94.9FM's Indepedence Jam?
Posted: 8 May 05 18:00 • Comments
And we're opening. Fuck, it's that close and it feels slightly unreal and at the same time exhausting and stressful. Can i pull off miracles? Don't know, but if i do i want sainthood. Oh, if anyone wants to go buy now and get them for 3 bucks instead of five. How bout it people? You'll get to watch boobies, table fights, and awkward dinner parties.
Posted: 13 Apr 05 15:54 • Comments
that's what he said. after this he called me three times which i missed. oh well, tough shit.
Posted: 27 Mar 05 15:42 • Comments
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Posted: 7 Mar 05 00:40 • Comments
Jobless seeking acceptable grades (if possible better) and attainable knowledge in mathematics and western civilization with bags of ricola cough drops & a bottle of coke (classic no diet whatsoever)oh, and a decent job with flexible hours and great paid.

Now if i can find that and have this directing gig work, life will be a dreamboat with graham coxon, a young greg proops, and a bleached james marsters as my cabana boys.
Posted: 7 Mar 05 00:21 • Comments
So far this directing gig i'm in is coming out pretty good. Except, i'm losing a rehearsal day, today because my lead actor has something else to do even after i asked all of them if sunday at 2 good for them. All agreed. Now half an hour ago i get a phone call telling me he can't make it. Damnit. Well at least i have monday, and they'll be my bitches for a few hours. Til they get it just right.
Posted: 13 Feb 05 14:12 • Comments
people of earth...well how ya been? Yes, i still exist and no, i'm not updating from the grave. Been sometime but i'm here. School's about a month in, this time i'll be directing instead of being on stage. Looking for better work that's flexible and less tiring, so if you know of any here sent some info my way if you would. So what's happen in your days of your lives? Now, don't all you rush at one time, there's only so much one can take. Just so you know for those who we haven't spoken, seen, or whichever here's an update on me. Got new glasses. Got a roommate since mid-Nov. Finally got an X-box. Have a boyfriend now, since end of Oct. I'm working on a new play. Not much but it's something. Oh, and anyone want to make me a new layout? I'll give you a cookie for your trouble and if your really good maybe a starbucks of somekind.
Posted: 5 Feb 05 22:23 • Comments
Thirty-three hours of sitting in a mall next to a cart filled with virtual video games gives you a couple insights. Such as...
-There are three major cateogories of people and many many sub-species. The Beautiful, the ugly, and everyone else.
Posted: 9 Oct 04 02:33 • Comments
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Posted: 24 Sep 04 01:14 • Comments
It's been July 4th since i wrote in this thing and to my adoring fans, all one & a half of you. If you want a reason for the silence and crickets, i got none. Not just because i got a crap computer, but because for a minute in my life i had something better to do than write but my semi-interesting life of books, bands, work, odd people who think we've developed a relationship over an outing to entertain my fangirl lustings at comiccon. But since i have access to a computer with a good internet connection and time, you'll get your five minutes of my time.


Anything new while i was gone?

p.s.
it seems my name is now one of the following: jezabel, alba, elma, and babe.
Posted: 20 Aug 04 14:30 • Comments
it's fourth of july, the fireworks just started a while ago...but i'm not going to see them this year. no real reason, but it feels like there should be.
Posted: 5 Jul 04 00:07 • Comments
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