In an effort to score points Buffy, Xander buys a Lord outfit to match her Lady. Unfortunately, or fortunately for the Scoobies, that Lord happens to be John Clayton, Viscount of Greystoke, better known as Tarzan, Lord of the Apes.
Lady Elizabeth is really into him. He, of course, politely declines out of his love for his wife Jane. When the crap hits the fan, he decides enough is enough. He dashes into the Summers’ kitchen, grabs a knife, and strips down to a loincloth before going out vampire hunting in the suburban jungle.
Remember that Tarzan, once he's been educ...
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