YAHF using Dance in the Vampire Bund

The Buffy characters go as Chatracters from Dance in the Vampire Bund, and like in so many incarnations get changed.
Doesnt have to be but I'd like to see:
Xander=Akira Regendorf
Dawn=Mina Tepes
Willow=Yuki Saegusa
Buffy=??????
Giles=Wolfgang Regendorf

"Occasionally he is the British government [...] the most indispensable man in the country."

That is how legendary detective Sherlock Holmes describes his elder brother Mycroft, the one man he readily describes as smarter than himself. However throughout the series we never find out what exactly Mycroft does for the goverment, even though its hinted that he knows everything that goes on in it. What if Mycroft Holmes was the original creator and leader of the organization that would come to be known as MI6, thus the disignation 'M' for its leader.

During that fateful Hallowee...

We've read vampire Xander stories and even then he doesnt like Angel(us) or Spike most of the time. But I think the one thing they could all agree on is to do something about that emo, sparkly, poof of an excuse for a vampire Edward Cullen.

So lets have them show up in Forks (Drussila's involvement isnt nescessary but would be appreciated) and kick his ass. Points for creativity and if one of them smacks some sense into Bella. Kill whoever you want human, vampire (except Jasper and Alice they evoke a Xander/Dru relationship), werewolf I dont care

One more thing VAMPIRE'S DON...

I was just watching Torchwood: Miracle Day and an idea came to me. How would the events of Miracle Day affect vampires, or more specifically those being sired on or after Miracle Day? No one can die (and to become a vimpre you kind of have to die) so would the people stay alive, become like Angel (a vampire and a soul sharing the same body) or an entirely new breed of vampire.

Time after time BTVS cannon has shown that Xander does his best work from behind the scenes, hidden in shadow. What if the reason for that is because he is not actually Tony Harris's son, but the bastard love child of Jessica Harris and a rogue Nara.

What happens when one of the Nara can comes to Sunnydale on the trail of their missing clansman and instead find his son.

Cross with Highlander, Supernatural and a Bible story

We were never told where the Immortals immortallity came from. What if it was a curse, not a curse on them but a one passed down from a common ancestor. From the biblical Cain, slayer of his brother , Gods favored son Abel. To punish Cain the Angels cursed his blood, forever damning his descendants to wage war upon each other as he is forced to watch unable to interfere. Knowing that the Prize they fight so diligently for is the chance to fight and kill him and inherit his curse True Immortallity.

What happens when he meet...

Cross with Samuria Deeper Kyo.

In the time of samuria Oda Nobunaga attempted to conquer the world, getting as far as ruling most of japan before he died. His ressurection at the hands of the Mibu clan allowed him to try again, this time he stopped repeatedly until he was destroyed by the legendary swordsman 'Demon eyes Kyo'. Centuries later he has reincarnetated as Xander Harris, who due to an assualt of mind magic is bonded with his past persona. The fires of a conqueror once more lit will Oda/Xander be able to acheive his dream or will fate stand in his way once more.

Have ...

What if insstead of the supernatural Buffy had been about organized crime.

In the sleepy little suburb of Sunnydale there exists an old Mob family, The Aurelius Family, led by Heinrich Nest. The family includes his adopted daughter Darla, Lts. Spike and Drusilla and his wayward son Angel. They have been in a generations long fight with another family, one hidden in shadows as it rules in the light, led by its current head Mayor Richard Wilkins III.

Buffy still falls in love with Angel, Jesse dies in a shootout instead of by vampire (can still have Darla kill him). Giles is s...

In Season one Xander sets one of Giles books on fire, but they never did anything with that idea so I propose this. A crossover with Firestarter (1984) set during Xander's road trip in which he meets Charlie, who's on the run from The Shop. He gets caught up when he see's Shop operatives trying to kidnap her and try's to help. During the fight one of Charlies attacks accidentally engulfs Xander, only his own powers come to the fore to protect him, in full view of the Shop operatives, forcing Xander to run with Charlie.

ideas ( you don't have to use)

1. Whereas Charlies Pyroki...