Buffy and Jason Bourne. Go!

Okay, okay, Buffy and Jason meet in a normal setting ( a blind date, in a coffee house, at a PTA meeting, whatever). Set it years in the future. Everyone is happy, well adjusted, and looking for a normal relationship to complete their happy, well adjusted lives. Cue bad guy, silliness and drama, and the dramatic spill-all we readers so enjoy despite ourselves. A happy ending is a must (though it may be unconventional).

Bonuses For:
1.) a confused Riley
2.) Giles going into protective Father mode
3.) either Buffy or Jason toting a k...

Your challenge, should you chose to accept it, is to write a General fic (in other words- not a love story), featuring Buffy as a bodyguard in a crossover of your choice.

Must Haves:
1.) Buffy in high heels.
2.) An argument over a banana peel.
3.) A flat tire.
4.) Drunken karaoke.

Bonus Points for Those Who:
1.) Keep it light and funny (the banana peel should give that away...).
2.) Place Buffy Post Season Seven.
3.) Crossover with Stargate, Harry Potter, or West Wing (so sue me for being selfish, I read those the most).
4.) Have delirious amou...