Write a fic containing either Spike/Chamber or Spike/Peter Wisdom from the Marvel universe. Any rating. Friendship or a romantic relationship. May start at any point in canon you find most convenient, or be part of an alternate universe.
Must contain the phrases:
"Wot did yer expect, ducks, a bloody white knight?"
"I saw that, you wanker!"
"That'll kill you, yer know."
"I'm not explaining why I'm wearing lipstick to you."
The phrases can be said by any of the boys.
Bonus points if the fic includes any of the following:
Handcuffs, or a referen...