Now that The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey has been released, it’s high time we saw some more dwarf-centric stories in circulation. And because adding Buffy makes everything better…well, you know.

I’ve seen Buffy as an elf only about five million times, Buffy as a woman, and even Buffy as a hobbit (absolutely adorable, write more of those too, please)…but Buffy as an actual dwarven lass? An axe-wielding, tough as nails slayer-dwarf with a love for the shiny and the beginnings of a truly handsome lady-beard?*

The challenge is very simple. Craft a tale – of any length...