The Watcher's Council has always kept an eye on alternate dimensions. The things can be bloody dangerous, after all, and even if they aren't, dangerous things can leak through.

For example, take the Last Centurion. Some legends say he allied himself with the Council, but others say he once killed a slayer when she tried to open the Pandorica...

Base a post-season 7 fic on the Flaming Lips song, "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots"

Official video found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq-W-4Izjwc

Yoshimi - obviously a slayer.

Up to you who is being threatened, but I think it would be amusing if it was Andrew.

Someone - anyone, but bonus if its Andrew - is a spirit possessing a spaceship.

The Scoobies in an Old Folks home.

I don't know what brought this up. I really don't. I just have this image of Xander and Dawn chasing each other around in wheelchairs, Buffy off knitting a tea-cosy by the fireplace (upon which Giles' photograph rests), Spike and Faith remeniscing about when they all were as young as he still looks, Angel lurking at the window as he always does, and maybe Willow watering some begonias and watching it all with a motherly smile. Maybe someone needs their expertise, maybe they have some crossover kids, but I just really want to read about the Scoobie...

Vi goes to Vegas and wakes up married. To Dr. Horrible.

Whether or not you include Moist, Captain Hammer, or any of the other small-timers from the universe is completely up to you, but remember that Dr. Horrible is a member of the Evil League of Evil, and it's unlikely that one of their own getting married in Las Vegas would go completely unnoticed. Furhtermore, it's unlikely that they would allow something as mundane as divorce or annulment when murder could suffice, and Billy probably couldn't bring himself to kill someone who looked like Penny.

Bonus points if they find...

Aw, c'mon, guys! Xander gets all the "Related to Sam and Dean"-type fun around here. Give the little guy a chance!

This challenge is for The Office:

Jim gets turned. Simple enough, right?

False.

Option A: Jim gets turned by Harmony. She gets it wrong.
Option B: Jim gets turned by Drusilla. She then curses him for reasons unknown to any but her.

He still has his soul, and now Dunder-Mifflin has a member of the undead legions on its payroll. Bonus points if the only person to believe that he's a vampire at first is Dwight.

Challenge is for "Reaper"

A soul escapes from Hell while the Scoobies are in town. The vessel? A vampire that pops out of some gaudy looking jewellry. The soul? A psychotic evil preacher named Caleb.

Go nuts

Colonel Jack O'Neill goes to recruit Xander Harris, who is currently a patient of Dr. Gregory House. Sarcasm and pranks abound. Points if Angel, Hammond or Cuddy end up covered in pink paint. Bonus points if Angel, Hammond AND Cuddy end up covered in pink paint.

Xander and Spike are the reincarnation of Sam and Dean Winchester. They start to realize this while Spike is living in Xander's basement. As Xander develops Sam's visions and Spike takes on Xander's (demon-)chick-magnet status, the two explore the thing that drove the brothers apart the first time around - ten silver dollars that their father never chose who they would go to.

Bonus point for:
* a distinct lack of slash, aside, of course, for Willow/Tara
* the Scoobies getting the entirely wrong idea about Spike and Xander, in a humourous way
* Spike scolding Xander after...

Xander Harris disappeared shortly after the destruction of Sunnydale.
He reappeared a year later, in the company of a mysteriously ensouled but still quite mad Drusilla. He was mute, amnesiac and completely insane.





This story should be a crossover with the Hannibal Lecter tetralogy. (The Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal and Hannibal Rising.) Play with time lines as you wish.
Drusilla should either gain her soul after rescuing Xander from Hannibal the Cannibal's tender mercies, or shortly before.
Do not let Drusilla turn Xander, and do not l...

Out of mother, sister, and friends, only one had any real criminal tendencies... and Spike wasn't even human! So where did Dawn Summers pick up her shoplifting tendencies?

What if Dawn Summers wasn't the first human incarnation of the Key?

What if her shoplifting tendencies are a leftover of her time spent with Captain Jack Sparrow?

Must Have:
Dawn as a Turner, somehow travelling with Jack Sparrow, and not knowing that Will is her brother until later in the story.
Dawn young enough to be unknown to Bootstrap Bill.
Bootstrap Bill. (Because it doesn't take...

This is a crossover between Buffy/Angel and the Phantom of the Opera (Musical).

Eric/the Phantom was a vampire who sought his own soul. The reason he wanted it back was because you can't feel music ring through your soul if you don't have one.

This story can take two paths:
1) When Eric let Christine and Raoul go, he went to greet the sunrise. Since Spike willingly got his soul back, he starts getting a type of "slayer dream" connecting him with other vampires who did the same thing. He goes to Paris to find the opera house and becomes a second Opera Ghost.

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