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Challenge IssuerBugeyedmonster
Challenge NameWoshiping Illyria
Challenge TypePersonal Challenge
Category Dr. Who/Torchwood
DescriptionAllow me to start with this...
Gou'ald pick up line; "My body is a temple; fall down and worship me."

Now imagine Illyria and Captain Jack Harkness, but with Jack offering to 'fall down and worship' Illyria when she mentions how she used to be a God-king and calls all humans muck at her feet.

And of course, as a defender of Earth, Jack is only doing his duty keeping a possibly dangerous God-king, uhm, satisfied. Jack would probably enjoy himself a little too much.

After Jack's "worship" Illyria is telling Xander or Dawn or someone else who'd rather NOT hear everything, how she has finally realized that human muck are very good for something.

Imagine Xander or Dawn with their fingers in their ears singing "I can't hear you. La, la, la, la, la." very loudly.

Or Willow gasping "TMI! TMI!"

What kind of reaction might Andrew have? Buffy? Giles?

How does Jack's 'worship' change Illyria's attitude towards humans?

Drabble fic is acceptable.

Crack fic is acceptable.

Monty Python-esque fics are also acceptable.

Have fun!

Challenge Date2 Mar 09
Last Updated2 Mar 09

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