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Challenge Issuer(Past Donor)MistressAshley
Challenge NameHeavenly Vacation
Challenge TypePersonal Challenge
Category Supernatural > Xander-Centered > Theme: Real Family
DescriptionI would find it exceedingly funny if Xander was Supernatural's God on vacation.

The problem with this is that the angels are getting uppity and the end of the world is coming. Sadly, to return to heaven God must die a fairly natural death. He can slip in the shower and crack his head open, be hit by a car, or killed by a demon ... the one thing God can't do is suicide. Pretty standard op, right?

I guess it's a good thing God picked demon hunter as a profession this time around. God-Xander isn't going to let a little thing like being a powerless human stop him from putting down a few angels and demons.

— Xander/God is aware of who he is, but is pretty powerless in this form. He can have a few tricks up his sleeve, but nothing too 'Godly'. Maybe he can bless weapons like Ruby's knife or the Colt.
— Not a must have, but I would love to see a few flashbacks to Xander's time with the Scoobs with his knowledge that he is God. I think he would get a real kick out of Buffy's me slayer, you puny human shtick. To find this hilarious would be a nice change from from finding it annoying.
— Xander's full on hatred of vampires and demons is natural. They are not part of His creation and are thus unnatural. Vampires are much like Lucifer's demons in that they take over a host. At least vampires force out the host soul first. Maybe this is where Lucy got his idea?
Challenge Date19 Jan 12
Last Updated19 Jan 12

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Xander is really Supernatural's God on vacation. Challenge response to MistressAshley's Heavenly Vacation challenge.
Only the author can add chapters to this story Supernatural > Xander-Centered • abeliever • FR7 • Chapters [2] • Words [467] • Recs [2] • Reviews [15] • Hits [5,889] • Published [2 Aug 14] • Updated [19 Sep 14] • Completed [No]