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Challenge IssuerVampireCow
Challenge NameXander joins the Military; Anya tags along.
Challenge TypePersonal Challenge
Category Stargate
DescriptionSpike's manipulations in season 4 work, and Xander runs off to prove himself and join the airforce/army. At first Anya is pissed, but she misses Xander, and decides to go after him to make sure he doesn't find himself a Tavern Matron with Load Bearing Hips. She also calls in a few favors with her former co-workers in order to ensure that Xander doesn't get shipped overseas after basic~ she gets him plopped down in a nice, stationary, boring assignment called NORAD where they do Deep Space Radar Telemetry.

Because it's Xander, things go pear-shaped in one way or another to gets him on the SGC watch list. Which brings to their attention Xander's cohabiting lover/self declared wife, who is just so socially awkward she CAN'T be human.


Anya starts dusting off her pre-demon magic skills, making good-luck charms out of actual rabbits feet and light protective spells she makes Xander promise to take with him Every Damn Day.

The NID get involved and Xander goes protective CaveMan over Anya, which she finds ADORABLE.

Teal'c introduces himself as Teal'c, which Anya responds to by introducing herself as Aud.

The Asgard get involved at some point, and Anya calls them pretenders to Valhalla insisting she met the real Thor before.

Challenge Date30 May 12
Last Updated30 May 12

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