A great collection of twisted fun shorts.

Thanks

Yes! Yes! Yes! Kill them all. Sparkly vampires must die!

EDIT: Believe me. I did force myself. I kept telling myself that they were so popular. Certainly they would get better soon, right? (Shudder)

The only way I could possibly agree more is if I had forced myself to read more then the first book.

Edit: The main reason the books were popular (as far as I can tell) is because the main character is a complete blank and thus easy for young readers to imprint themselves on. It certainly wasn't the plot, characters, or the quality of the writing.

darn and I was hoping that Giles was going to be related to Bond

I felt a temporary need to be obscure.

ROTFLMAO!

That was just so so very wrong!

LOL!

i was lmao off at all of them but the real fathers were the best. Most especially chapter six

thanks :)

I have to say that while these are all funny, this chapter is my favorite. Loved it. It pretty much sums up my feelings on certain pairings, especially B/X. I think if Buffy had really wanted Xander, they would have hooked up, but with the comics still out, you never know what will happen. Thanks for sharing.

Oh, that was funny!

Keep writing!

(^_^)/
BEM

*snort*giggle* That was good.

YAY! More Jenny!

Hey, don't forget the obligitory D/X, W/X, A/X, B/A, B/S, W/T, W/O and J/G.

okay, so the last one is't obligatory.

And a partrige in a paer treeeeeeeee. ;)

I hope to irritate everyone in time :)

So funny!

I'm sick, I know it but...

All the best,
DaveT.

Well since you did Batman..you could always use John Stewart (one of the Green Lantern) as Wood's father.

Yep, that pretty much covers Dragonball Z.

“This fight ends now”

Nine episodes later its still going on.

And I’ve always wondered why everybody waits for the other guy to power up. It takes like what, 3 or 4 episodes to charge up that spirit ball thing and everybody just stands staring at Goku while he does it. It doesn’t occur to them to just kick in the nuts and leave.

Thanks for the laugh.

What? There's nothing wrong with having sex with your great-great-grandfather if he's sterile.

No, wait, that kinda came out wrong... :)


Oh, and Selina breaking down so heavily like that because she was pregnant and not sought after - Is awesome :)

Oz trapped in Scooby's body - and vice versa? Sweet :)


--Samantha Carter leaned forward as she stood and squeezed her little sister’s hand. “It’s not just you.”--
That's awesome Sam-speak, but I'm still having trouble wrapping my mind around 'Yeahsureyoubetya' ;)