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Review of chapter "Book One" from MBB
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A funny story.

Even though I am a devoted Atheist, I'm not offended. ;-) I don't mind reading about Gods if they are used for fun, and I can see Jesus existing in Jossverse.

I love the Civilisation joke.

Nice theory about why the crosses etc did not work on the Ubervamps. I thought it was supposed to link to where Buffy tells Dawn she missed the heart at the start of the season, (with the hearts being on a different place in the Toruk-Han) but the writers forgetting about it.
Review By [MBB] • Date [16 Jan 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Book One" from (Recent Donor)DeepBlueJoy
Review:
Burp! That was not too filling.... Tasted great though!

Yeah, I'm a believer, and I know it's not considered cool to have a sense of humor near G-d, Big J, etc, however I have always thought that we only have to look around us to KNOW God has a strange sense of humor... Maybe it's because God's so much smarter than we are, but I don't always get the joke... But sometimes... seriously funny... How do you explain the world we've got right now at the beginning of the 21st century?

Anyhoo... I have a theory that would explain why only crosses work... If indeed only crosses work Only crosses work, because crosses are the only religious symbol that represents the death of God... Only one religion has that particular history. As for why holy water works, I'd say it was because it was a symbol of the same Christ who died, but that's just one theory.

Important note: No one on the show actually used a symbol of another religion, so they really didn't prove they don't work... Maybe the fact that the vampire can't enter the door of people's homes has something with that Jewish history where death passed-over the 'marked' doors.. Maybe our homes are all 'marked' against evil....

Just the monkey thinking here... Personally I like the idea that there's myriad forces of good out there... Since there sure as hell are many forces of evil. One only has to turn on the telly to see that.

Blue

If I ever meet a real vampire, however, I'm not going to have religious discussions with him/her I'm going to try to behead him as quickly as possible, unless he has a soul or something.

Blue

I take that back. It was filling too...
Review By [(Recent Donor)DeepBlueJoy] • Date [27 Aug 08] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Book One" from Amai
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“Don’t take Your own name in vain, it’s tacky.”

I love it when people explain away anomalies. Nicely done.
Comments from author:
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Review By [Amai] • Date [29 Aug 07] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Book One" from banner
Review:
* giggle *
You have a NICE turn of phrase...
Comments from author:
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Review By [banner] • Date [25 Jul 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Book One" from nicowa
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Personaly I like the fact that "Big J" is playing Civilisations of all things!! I wonder is he any good? lol!
Comments from author:
Hehe... well, judging from how the world looks, I'd say he could do with a bit of practice. ;-) Thanks!
Review By [nicowa] • Date [2 Feb 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Book One" from LimeWater
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Hehe, this made me laugh... I like it... A lot!
Comments from author:
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Review By [LimeWater] • Date [31 Jan 07] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Book One" from DrDamage
Review:
OK, that was seriously cute.
Comments from author:
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Review By [DrDamage] • Date [12 Dec 06] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Book One" from Cutiepie
Review:
Aside from the blasphemy that will have you playing "Hot Potato" with Lucifer for a very long time, this was rather funny. And I certainly agree with some of what you brought up. For instance, the whole cross thing. But that is a rant for another forum, not this review. =] I was kidding, by the way, about the whole blasphemy causing you to spend eternity with Satan. If that was all it took to get one damned to Hell, there wouldn't be a single soul joining the "little J" in Heaven.
Comments from author:
There's a (sadly dead) comedian named Bill Hicks, who had a routine on that. "You think when Jesus gets back to earth, he's gonna want to see a cross? Maybe that's why he hasn't returned yet? 'Dad, they're all still wearing crosses! I ain't going down there, they totally missed the point!' It's like walking up to Jackie Kennedy with a rifle pendant on..." Thanks!
Review By [Cutiepie] • Date [11 Dec 06] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Book One" from haldirrocks
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" ... it seems to Me that there’s more pressing matters for You to attend to than one girl being a little bit sceptic... war, starvation, Michael Bolton... "

Snork!!! If I had been drinking anything, it would have come out my nose.

haldirrocks
Comments from author:
Hehe, thanks. We must all band together to fight the satanic abomination that is Michael Bolton.
Review By [haldirrocks] • Date [11 Dec 06] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Book One" from CPTSkip
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Lol! OK, JC came across as a bit childish, but then again Buffy always seemed to be able to pull the worst out of everyone without trying. I do admit, I never understood why the Scoobies had trouble believing in God since the cross, holy water and the rest really worked against the Forces of Evil. I mean, Buffy even made it into Heaven, at least for a little bit. Where is all the faith, darn it? And I'm not talking about the hottie in all the leather either. Lol!
Comments from author:
I guess when you're spending every day fighting hellgods and demons, it becomes a bit hard to pick one religion... but it is an interesting question. (I always wondered if other religious artifacts would have worked against vampires. Couldn't Willow just get a Torah roll and whack them over the head with that?) Thanks!
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [11 Dec 06] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Book One" from (Moderator)Kiwikatipo
Review:
That was too funny. I laughed my socks off.
Comments from author:
Sorry about that, haha. Hope you find them again. Thanks!
Review By [(Moderator)Kiwikatipo] • Date [11 Dec 06] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Book One" from EllandrahSylver
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*laughs loudly* This is priceless! I can imagine "Big J" and "Little J" as computer/pop culture geeks who are into the same kinds of things we mere mortals are. Very funny, I do hope you plan to write more.

"Don't take Your own name in vain. It's tacky." Solid gold funny!
Comments from author:
Thanks! Well, we *were* supposedly created in his image, so...
Review By [EllandrahSylver] • Date [11 Dec 06] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Book One" from WolfWriter
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Oooookay, this was different. Weird, definitely weird; but different. Where do you get your ideas from, anyway? Big J and Little J? Oh, boy! Although I liked that bit about Big J telling little J not to take his own name in vain, cause it was tacky. Funny!
Comments from author:
Where do I get my ideas from? Well, there's this guy who stops by and gives them to me. Big, red, horns, tail. Haha. Thanks!
Review By [WolfWriter] • Date [11 Dec 06] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Book One" from Kneazles
Review:
The summary just drew me in and I couldn't help but read it. It was quite interesting and I loved the interactions between Big J and Little J.
Comments from author:
Thanks!
Review By [Kneazles] • Date [11 Dec 06] • Rating [8 out of 10]
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