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Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from dragonvamp
Review:
The plot line...blah blah blah...they would have never acted like that in a situation they had never been written in before ....blah blah blah...missed that minor detail...nag nag nag...really should be beta read but I don't want the job..whine whine whine...totally unrealistic, cause you know fictional creatures must always be realistic..blah blah blah......

Get the feeling you are not alone in your frustrations.....LOL Loved it,
Trinity
Comments from author:
thanks very much for the review, I did get the feeling from feedback that a lot of writers identify with Andrew sometimes.
Review By [dragonvamp] • Date [4 May 08] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from walkerhound
Review:
that right there..that was pretty awesome.

ya know i can't quite shake the feeling that if Andrew was to write some fic then that would indeed be the sort of fic he would write.
Comments from author:
Why thank you very much.
Review By [walkerhound] • Date [1 Jun 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from rhiannon
Review:
Loved it, lol!
Comments from author:
Thank you kindly
Review By [rhiannon] • Date [15 May 07] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from (Current Donor)Sulien
Review:
*snortgiggle* Yep, that would probably be me impaling myself on one of my LotR collector swords. I do tend to get a bit picky over the Sindarin Elvish and mistakes in Tolkien canon.

Nice Andrew voice!
Comments from author:
"get a picky over the Sindarin Elvish and mistakes in Tolkien canon."

My god that's scary. Thank you very much for you reviewing.
Review By [(Current Donor)Sulien] • Date [10 Apr 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from PhoenixRae
Review:
Awww...all I can say is... "be careful what you wish for," hehehe.

Nice job. Gave me a good chukcle while reading it. And I feel Andrew's pain when he received bad, non-critiquing reviews. :)
Comments from author:
Thank you for your review. Glad it made you laugh.
Review By [PhoenixRae] • Date [6 Feb 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from (Past Donor)Vesica
Review:
*Snicker* I am not even trying to leave a mean review - I am too busy laughing with fangirlish glee at Dawn and Andrew talking ficcing shop. I want that to be canon.

And I am with whoever said Chewie obviously ripped out one whisker. Actually, if the reviewer had been reading closely enough they would have seen the pony ripped it out in the fervor of their foreplay, knowing that Chewie really sort of like a little pain with his pleasure but was always too bashful to ask.

Also, there may be something wrong with me that I find the idea of Andrew writing a fic where Chewbacca sodemizes an adorable cartoon pony funny and not really that squicky. I don't think I'd read it as a serious PWP fic, but I would totally read it as an "OMG - total crack!" fic. Yeah, remind me not to talk about the /Giant Squid crackfic pairings in the Harry Potter fandom. ~Ves
Comments from author:
"Chewie really sort of liked a little pain with his pleasure but was always too bashful to ask."

See everyone is sicker than me. I thought up that SW plot line off the top of my head in self parody.

It is others that have asked questions like where is the my little pony orifice.

And you implying Chewbacca is a masochist (I think).

Thank you very much for your review. I'm glad you liked it.
Review By [(Past Donor)Vesica] • Date [5 Feb 07] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from supernaturalfanatic
Review:
wow... just... wow...

those were good wow's, don't worry!
Comments from author:
Thank you
Review By [supernaturalfanatic] • Date [29 Jan 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from Infinix
Review:
Thanks alot really I started choking I was laughing so hard. Next time put a warning label: choking hazard. If I ever had the misfortune of stumbling upon a story like Andrew's I would make sure I didn't review it, wiped my history and cookies and then bleach my brain. Not criticize the minutae.
Comments from author:
Golly you almost died eh? Were you about to write a mean review?

Thanks a lot for reviewing my short story.
Review By [Infinix] • Date [29 Jan 07] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from Cutiepie
Review:
T'cha! I would never sully my Lord of the Rings collectors' sword by impaling myself on it once, much less multiple times! So, it would have to be seen as an obvious homicide, not apparent suicide. And if you are being technical, I'm not actually IN Memphis, Tenn. =] Besides, if I *had* read that particular story (eeeeewwwww, gross!) I wouldn't admit it to anyone by actually posting a review of it.

Very funny ficlet. I laughed for several minutes over it, and my honey thinks I may have lost my sanity (what little I had to begin with). Thanks for the giggle!
Comments from author:
Thank you very much for the review. You are NOT in the stupid reviewer category. Glad I made you laugh.
Review By [Cutiepie] • Date [29 Jan 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from Mcspender
Review:
In the wise words of the Budda: Ouch.
Cool Fic!!.
See ya!
Comments from author:
Thanks!
Review By [Mcspender] • Date [28 Jan 07] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from (Current Donor)Shieldage
Review:
Oh, poor people.
Comments from author:
Well it would never happen to you Shieldage, relax.
Review By [(Current Donor)Shieldage] • Date [28 Jan 07] • Rating [7 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from eponine
Review:
Um, hello, it's called characterization? Its when characters behave within their pre-established personalities. I mean, come on! For Andrew to make such a glaring and juvenile mistake concerning the majestic beast that is Chewbacca? Get real. This looks like an unbeta'd LJ post, you loser.

Sorry, just had to give it a try! I always used to do the "Bloody Mary" thing when I was a kid, too. Cute story!
Comments from author:
Not bad, some one else who'd make a good mean reviewer, thanks for your review.
Review By [eponine] • Date [28 Jan 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from Demongirl
Review:
As Dawn said, I 'loved it lol'!

*giggles* Okay, Andrew's plot was ick-worthy, but the story was great, and definitely makes me appreciate my non-threatening reviews =P. Those people were mean! So what if Chewbacca sodomized the head stallion with only five whiskers on his face? Maybe he removed one!

*looks around for possibly threatening weapons that could be used in case Andrew's wish is still working and he noticed my ick-worthy comment*
Comments from author:
Thank you very much for your review. :)
Review By [Demongirl] • Date [28 Jan 07] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from (Past Donor)exiled
Review:
Um, Loved it, lol????

Truly scarey, in a good way, and something I had w**hed could happen to more than a few people.

Thanks for the laugh and for sharing, it made my day.
Comments from author:
I'm glad! Thanks for reviewing.
Review By [(Past Donor)exiled] • Date [28 Jan 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Stupid Reviewers Must Die!!!" from Crayshack
Review:
A warning to all those who critize on trivial facts. Great fic.
Comments from author:
Thanks for review.
Review By [Crayshack] • Date [28 Jan 07] • Rating [8 out of 10]
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