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Review of chapter "Buffy Summers/Draco Malfoy" from Prometeus
Review:
> now the power crazed shrew could soon appear as ugly on the outside as she was on the inside and give the rest of the world a fair warning.

Genius. That chapter's pure genius. And yes Buffy really is cruel, her "quips" seem to be mostly cruel put downs. As for the power-crazed, she got her blind followers killed after insisting they follow her blindly. In canon.
Comments from author:
thank you for the review. It is a good line, looking back at it. :)
Review By [Prometeus] • Date [4 Apr 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Buffy Summers/Draco Malfoy" from GarnetAvi
Review:
I guess when you really think about it, spaz is kinda bad, but in the vernacular Dawn uses it's common. I don't think they would even associate it with people with a health disorder. If you think about it, Brits go around saying "wanker" and "bugger", and I would find it very disturbing if someone casually said "masterbater" as commonly as they do, and I don't think we use the F-word as casually as they say "bugger" (I think that's the best comparison). My point is, it's all about the culture difference (I would've been pissed if someone said something like Draco said to me; it's like someone getting snooty and correcting a common idiom "because it doesn't make sense." So? That's part of the definition of idiom.) I don't know if you're American, but in the 90s (when Buffy was made; the word's kinda out now) I would never have blinked at someone casually saying they were a spaz. It's comparable to "klutz" and most people within that dialect group wouldn't think twice at using it. That's just the way it goes (I think "retarded" is worse, but it's far more common).
This Draco/Buffy one was completely believable (except for "Jewelflame", but I think she was supposed to be a ridiculous Mary-Sue). The first with Harmony was really weird.
Review By [GarnetAvi] • Date [11 Feb 08] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Buffy Summers/Draco Malfoy" from Coru
Review:
You know, I'm not sure if I've personally used the term spaz, but I've heard it a million times with absolutely no clue it was associated with cerebral palsy. It never occurred to me that it could be offensive. So maybe we can assume that Dawn didn't know either :)
Comments from author:
First of all thanks for rating me six out of ten. No one has ever done that before. It's either ten or nine, or a couple of times one (and seriously my stories weren't that bad) or no rating, so to get a six is damn refreshing in its fairness and honesty.

I'm sure Dawn didn't know it was offensive thats why I'm sure Buffy didn't either.
Review By [Coru] • Date [9 Dec 07] • Rating [6 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Buffy Summers/Draco Malfoy" from exqurere
Review:
love it! Dueling for christmas custody so very funny!
Comments from author:
Thanks for your review
Review By [exqurere] • Date [7 Dec 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Buffy Summers/Draco Malfoy" from (Past Donor)Jewel
Review:
Harmony/Ares was hysterical...
Comments from author:
Thank you.
Review By [(Past Donor)Jewel] • Date [4 Nov 07] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Buffy Summers/Draco Malfoy" from neverwill
Review:
I liked all these, but I'm confused by the the Buffy/Draco timeline. When Buffy starts to reflect on the past, you indicate it was three years ago - did their kids get into some instant-grow potion or something since they are now heading to Hogworts (I'm assumiing this means they're at least eleven & twelve since they don't appear to be the same age).
Comments from author:
1O years in the future from 2007 -2017
3 years in the past from 2007 -2004

9 months gestation (twins come early) equals Scorpius and Joyce/Jewelflame being twelve in 2017.

I've added a bit in headings to make that crystal clear now, thank you very much for the review.
Review By [neverwill] • Date [4 Nov 07] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Buffy Summers/Draco Malfoy" from PrincessTai
Review:
>>>intense violet eyes dappled with emerald green flecks
LOL Interesting eyes. And Jewelflame? Just love it. *Snickers*
Comments from author:
Thank you - glad you got the joke about the fantastical eye colour, one worries,

thanks for reviewing.
Review By [PrincessTai] • Date [4 Nov 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Buffy Summers/Draco Malfoy" from (Moderator)Saturn
Review:
"Great Muppity Odin she missed sex."

*snickers* It's good to see some comics references. I have to say all of these are just great. As soon as I can think of something half as good I'll be back. :)
Comments from author:
I've been finding the comics disappointing in a way, it makes me realise how fantastical BtVS was and as for the what's coming up ... gnomes/dwarves?

I prefer the way demons are dealt with in Supernatural and Constantine.

But poor Buffy going for two years without sex!!! That's even more unbelievable than what they've done to Dawn.

Thank you very much for your kind reviews and please write one of your own, I'd love to see what you come up with.
Review By [(Moderator)Saturn] • Date [4 Nov 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Bridget Jones/Xander Harris" from (Moderator)Saturn
Review:
Oh my God! What a twist! I've used a total of 3 exclamation points! I'll have to be sure to buy that episode of "Humans Gone Wild"
Review By [(Moderator)Saturn] • Date [4 Nov 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Harmony/Ares" from (Moderator)Saturn
Review:
I never knew golden showers could be that painful. :) Very amusing and interesting idea.
Review By [(Moderator)Saturn] • Date [4 Nov 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Buffy Summers/Draco Malfoy" from amusewithaview
Review:
Conception by nargle-interference?

You are disturbed. Very disturbed.

Danke

PS: Jewelflame? Poor, poor Buffy...
Comments from author:
'Bitte'

Thank you for the review :)
Review By [amusewithaview] • Date [4 Nov 07] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Bridget Jones/Xander Harris" from PrincessTai
Review:
lmao!
Oh my goodness.
That was too funny.
Poor Harm. Weird Aliens ...
Update soon please!
Comments from author:
Why thank you. You are too kind.
Review By [PrincessTai] • Date [21 Mar 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Bridget Jones/Xander Harris" from redrikki
Review:
You are sick. And brilliantly funny. And sick.
Comments from author:
yes I am sick actually. You have no idea how I'm restraining myself in this series. Thank you for your review.
Review By [redrikki] • Date [9 Mar 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Bridget Jones/Xander Harris" from JediKnight
Review:
Very funny story, I hope you'll add more chapters soon
Comments from author:
thank you, I am waiting for a quality brainwave to strike that is funny.
Review By [JediKnight] • Date [6 Mar 07] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Bridget Jones/Xander Harris" from JennyLal
Review:
Oh My God! Jensen is like, totally hotter than Jared! Funny funny ending.
Comments from author:
I think Jensen is hotter too. Thank you for the review.
Review By [JennyLal] • Date [4 Mar 07] • Not Rated
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