The nun was a riot and Tara yelling 'condom' is so much like real life. Every time my kids heard a word they weren't supposed to hear ... they learned it immediately and used it, much too often. Other parents I talked to said the same thing about their kids.

Good story, just one dangling ending - the girl with the kidney, I thought Willow was going to cure her with magic.

Thanks for sharing again.

Thank-you, apart from the general outline I can't remember much of this story other than it was quite funny. Cure the girl with the kidney? Well you know witches aren't supposed to do that, I seem to remember Giles advising against curing Joyce with magic.

D.

Very very funny! I loved it. You caught the spirit of the movie perfectly. And the ongoing thing with the nun was great.

The only thing that got me was that it sounded like the girl was selling condoms, but that everyone kept thinking she was using them. You might have missed a really great bit of humor on that one.

Thank-you for the review.

As it's been some time since I wrote this story I'm a bit confused about the condoms ref....I'd have to go back and re-read it.

Anyway, thanks for reading; it's always nice to get a review for an 'old' story.

Cheers,
DaveT.

damn, i am quite worried about buffy, especially when we put into consideration the future fic about the good people being exiled from earth :/

it's sad, for i rather like buffy! oh, and i can't help but think that willow will die in some horrible way, and i am a big believer in invulnerable!willow...:/

Don't worry in a few stories time you get to see what the hells goin' on!!!!

Thank for the review.

All the best,
DaveT.

Now where were the intrepid pair going to in the first place? Cool adventure but don't leave me hangin'.

This was more of your 'Funny bit before something really really BAD happens' type fic.

Point taken...I shall have to try harder then...MAW-HA-HA!

All the best,
DaveT.

PS: Cleveland.

Does this mean that Buffy is still going to turn all I wanna be your drill instructor? Next story I suppose...

Oh it will be so much worse than that! Watch out for 'Fighting For Strangers'. I'm thinking of making FFS the end of this plotline...we'll see.

All the best,
DaveT.

And the winner was Rupert!!.
Cool!!.
But the Oz monkeys... it's kinda worrying the ease they broke trough Willow wards.
Have a good vacation man, and congratulations=).

See ya!!

Willow not being there, the electrical storm and maybe they had help?!?!?

OOOO-EER! Spooky!

Glad you enjoyed.

Will be spending most of my 'vacation' typing!

All the best,
DaveT.

So, poor Sally, guess that the nun was reallyyyy drunk after all:P.
The snakes, somebody is gonna do a looot of the explaining thing:S.
And Hal the plane, at least he had the good grace to understand his own mortality.
Gonna fly now to the last chapter!
See ya!!

Most whacked out one yet. Pity you could not fit in more of the airplane jokes, though you managed to fit in flying monkeys.

You have to know when to stop, there were just too maby jokes.

All the best,
DaveT.

I dunno, back in the day when I was in highshool the girls who banged the football team weren't expelled, they were given special uniforms, prominent places in school events and the title 'cheerleader.' ...(ba-dump) .... That being said there is absolutely nothing so stupid that an American school somewhere hasn't done it, especially where sex is involved (I recall stories of a five-year-old being expelled from kindergarten for sexual harassment)... but I did think Kennedy accepted it a little too easily...

Otherwise, another nice, entertaining read.

Only I wish you hadn't killed off Hal, I prefer to think of him out there -- I can hear the Captain's announcement now... "...flight was scheduled to land in Minneapolis but the plane has developed a chill in his right wing and has decided to so go south so we will be landing in New Orleans...."

Both good points.

I was very torn about Hal, I so nearly made him remain 'alive'. But, Willow's magic is known to be a bit wonky at times...and she did do the spell in a hurry...so maybe? No promises ok?

Kennedy not arguing with the principle. Well maybe having Tara yell 'CONDOMS!' every five seconds put her off her stroke a little? But generally I agree I think I fell into a 'Plot Hole' with that one.
However did the cheerleaders do it as a business? I don't think it was the screwing so much as taking money for it that really upset the Principle...maybe she wished she'd thought of it? Think of all the books and computers she could buy for the school if this was organised properly!

All the best,
DaveT.

Hiya DT

Wot can I say that the other reviewers haven't already said. Bloody brilliant.

Thanks for sharing.

As they say "No Problemo!"

All the best,
DaveT.

Oh, very nice. You made me laugh out loud, Lol!, several times, really liked the nun and the maudlin drunk agents, and then made me feel bad for poor Hal the Plane. And just what did Kennedy and company do with all the flying monkey parts? I would so hate to be the garbage/recycling company that picks up the Rosenberg trash. You do realize since they never got to Cleveland we still don't know what is going on back at Slayer Central? I guess the only thing I can say is, "Road Trip!" Think of all the trouble they can get into driving across country to Cleveland. Not to mention they could rent a big RV and think of all the movie cliches you could parody then. Lol!

Now the road trip is not one I'd thought of (maybe because its not a British thing yo do so I wouldn't automatically think of it).

I think one of the reasons I finish my fics before I start to post 'em is all the bright ideas you guys come up with. I'd be bouncing around trying to fit them in and I'd never get anything finished! However they are remembered and could be used later on. I've been trying to think of a plot line for the 'Second Seattle Slayer's Annual Camp-out'. for some time now!

All the best,
DaveT.

So... the name of the plane is Hal... I think I'll have to second the keeping distance from airlocks motion, it's healthy.
So, are you taking bets in the Rupert vs. The monkeys from Oz fight??=).

See ya!

You'll have to wait and see...but only till tomorrow.

Thanks for the '10' by the by!

All the best,
Dave T.

OK, Willow drinking the vodka, the bit with the razer and the emergency leg shaving, and then the nun and her songs darn near killed me with laughing so hard I couldn't breath. Hal? Hal! Has Willow never seen 2001: A Space Odyssey? If I was her, I'd stay out of any airlocks for a while. And now the evil creatures are getting into Willow's house. I think Rupert is going to have some fun slicing and dicing demons Real Soon Now. Love this story of yours and I look forward to the next wild and wacky update with much anticipation.

On a serious note its quite possible that Willow hasn't! 2001 is an old film and not exactly a girly type thing.

Ok last part is posted tomorrow, then that's it till after the Easter break (back about the 16th April). Look out for the Star Trek TOS xover plus a short fic.

All the best,
DaveT.

Having Sally give the classic "I guess I picked the wrong week to give up ..." was unexpected as was making Willow the pilot (sort of). I'm kind of curious too know what the airline will think when they get a plane that wants to fly itself (assuming it survives of course)

I look forward to the next chapter very much.

Thanks for your comment, nice to know people are enjoying this stuff!
More out today(Monday).

All the best,
DaveT.

I Loved: “Hisss!” Hissed Sally. Captured the daft tone beautifully.

Question - has anyone thought of asking the m************ snakes if they know how to fly the m************ plane ;)

I did but the snakes who were having an incestuous relationship with their mothers wouldn't say one way or the other!

All the best,
DaveT.