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Review of chapter "Tomorrow Never Dies" from (Current Donor)Katrina
Review:
This was bizarre and amazing. I think my mind has been blown. Also, wow. So, thank you!
Review By [(Current Donor)Katrina] • Date [4 Dec 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "The name's Bond, James Bond" from (Current Donor)Shieldage
Review:
Your reply:

--It is tempting to write another story with Lord of the Rings action figures.

--But they wouldn't have cool cars.

My reply:

Then pair them with Transformers ;)
Review By [(Current Donor)Shieldage] • Date [25 Nov 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Tomorrow Never Dies" from (Recent Donor)DaveTurner
Review:
That was sick, perverted, disgusting, full of sex and filth and debauchery and one of the funniest fics I've read in a long time!

Why did I wait so long before reading it.

Did they really make a Kennedy doll? Why have I never seen one? Oh woe and lack-a-day!

All the best,
DaveT.
Comments from author:
Why thank you, I'm so glad to have filled in your lunchtime with my filth.

Yes they made a Kennedy doll, conveniently (for my story purposes) just after she got turned into a slayer, and they sell her in a duo blister pack with Willow.

It just shocks me they never made a Gunn doll.
Review By [(Recent Donor)DaveTurner] • Date [11 Jul 07] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Tomorrow Never Dies" from CedarPineSpruce
Review:
Lovely, lovely, lovely. I can't think of a proper review. I just want to bask in this delightful story. I can't imagine how this could be better. Thank you so much for sharing your work. *hugs*
Comments from author:
Thank you very much for such a kind review I'm basking in the glowiningness of it. I'm glad you enjoyed my story.
Review By [CedarPineSpruce] • Date [8 Jun 07] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "You only live twice" from CedarPineSpruce
Review:
Wow. You captured the convoluted emotional landscape of my childhood make believe.

The character's choices, desires, and behaviors are sublimely perfect. You are a fabulous writer.
Review By [CedarPineSpruce] • Date [8 Jun 07] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "The living daylights" from CedarPineSpruce
Review:
"Mr. Whiskers never stood a chance."

That has to be one of the best lines ever! This story is funny, yet strangely thought provoking. It seems odd to have the dolls do something, yet it is no different than fan fiction, yet wait, this *is* fan fiction. :-) It has been interesting to have the characters of different seasons interact with each other.

Lovely job. :-)
Comments from author:
thought provoking - do you refer to poor Dawn running into her mother alive? because I thought that would be so sad for her.
Review By [CedarPineSpruce] • Date [8 Jun 07] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Tomorrow Never Dies" from Ouatic
Review:
You killed Sean Bean! You killed Sean Bean! How could you? Where is the 6" Boromir? or Sharpe(was there a 6" Sharpe?)?

Le sigh.

Anyways, gruesome but entertaining in its own dark way.
Comments from author:
Yeah, I offed Sean Bean, and his action figure had a cute black commando suit. I almost brought in thug Bond (Dalton) for Buffy then realised all new housemates brought in for Big Brother get voted off quick. So it was meaner and therefore funnier I hope, to make her and Unshaven Wesley be an item.

I don't think there was ever a Sharpe.

It is tempting to write another story with Lord of the Rings action figures.

But they wouldn't have cool cars.

Thank you very much for your review.
Review By [Ouatic] • Date [18 Apr 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Tomorrow Never Dies" from (Past Donor)Jewel
Review:
Utterly bizarre and totally fantastic.
Comments from author:
Thank you very much, I'm glad you liked it.
Review By [(Past Donor)Jewel] • Date [18 Apr 07] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "License to kill" from Ouatic
Review:
That's what Scottish Bond gets for trying to turn Moneypenny instead of Joan Buffy!
Comments from author:
Yes, but he fortunately didn't succeed in turning Miss Moneypenny.

Thank you for reviewing.
Review By [Ouatic] • Date [12 Apr 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "License to kill" from AngusH
Review:
Definitely CrackFic but perfectly brilliant. The idea is ingeniously clever and as far as I know unique.

I've been laughing manicly the whole time I've been reading it.
Comments from author:
Thank you very much for your review I'm glad you found it funny so far.
Review By [AngusH] • Date [12 Apr 07] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "You only live twice" from DigiEmissary
Review:
This story is so deliciously sadistic. XD Keep it coming!
Comments from author:
The sadism is continued. Thank you for reviewing.
Review By [DigiEmissary] • Date [10 Apr 07] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "The spy who loved me" from JennyLal
Review:
Hee Hee - poor dead saint Cordelia! Forgive my ignorance but who is English Bond? Can't place him. Crazy piece but loving it!
Comments from author:
English Bond is Roger Moore. Irish Bond is Pierce Brosnan, Scottish Bond is Sean Connery (oddly Irish name for someone Scottish) and Blond Bond is Daniel Craig.

Thank you for reviewing, glad you think its crazy and are enjoying it.
Review By [JennyLal] • Date [9 Apr 07] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "The living daylights" from (Past Donor)MetropolisRising
Review:
SO far this is a nasty fun little piece. Really enjoying it and it gets a ten because while more chapters are always fun, it always feels kind of complete, mainly because of the intense lunacy of it all- plus you could have spawned a new type of cross fic with the premise and that's just a little scary/fun. Thanks for this!
Comments from author:
SO far this is a nasty fun little piece - god why do you always seem to come across my cattier works?

Thank you that you think it is intensely lunatic. I am aiming for that.
Review By [(Past Donor)MetropolisRising] • Date [7 Apr 07] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "The living daylights" from misterq
Review:
Quoth the Raven, "Yum! Cordelia!" heh, I had forgotten about how terriers are rat dogs.... Still seems like there's too many Bond people running around, but interesting to see what the vamp contingent are up to now that they're in a house. Keep u the good work :)
Comments from author:
Thank you for reviewing.

Vampires in the house with helpless babies. Oh dear, oh dearie.

Too many Bond people running around - Actually Lazenby Bond got eaten in the plastic church.

But the four Bonds turn for death shall come.
Review By [misterq] • Date [7 Apr 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Live and let die" from misterq
Review:
Heh, this story is amusing. Hmm.. All the different giant animals and that cat is still out there - seems like more would be eaten whole, especially outside. And Buffy had escaped from that Bezoar after being eaten once before - perhaps she or another slayer could replicate that feat. Are all the non-vamp Willows gone?
Comments from author:
No one could survive getting eaten by the terriers because Dark and Gandalf Willow blew the dogs up from the inside out, dying in the process.

Have you seen how terriers eat? They shake to break their preys neck first. I chose those dogs after careful thought. They were bred for ratting.

There is sixteen year old nerd Willow alive with the humans. No magic. You think I'm going to make anything easy for them?

"seems like more would be eaten whole, especially outside" a death per chapter remember?

Thank you very much for reviewing.
Review By [misterq] • Date [5 Apr 07] • Not Rated
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