I just saw the name, haven't even read the fic and had to say this.

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If there was one thing that the scoobies never disagree on over the long years, it was something that never happened and never will happen. It involved Xander, a magic circle and the fact that there is no such thing as a were-giraffe...

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(This could also include rhinoceros or ostrich for example. What can I say, Xander was in africa for way too long...)

that last one was just strange

Heh. Trust me, the backstory ideas that didn't make it into the fic were a lot weirder :D

These are all superb. My thanks to nerdgirl and the others!

Assuming the rest are in line with me - We thank you :D

"Come on," Xander said. "Everyone knows chameleons have the fastest tongues..."

*snicker*

How fitting.

Thanks. Glad it works for you :D

sweet

colorful ;)

Okay, that was way too funny.

Keep writing!

(^_^)/
BEM

This, I didn't see coming :)

I was wondering if I can use your plot of the Were-T-Rex thing in a challenge, except with Raptors instead of T-Rexes and including Jurassic Park. That is unless one of you guys want to write it?

all around good. i love the t-rex one and the giraffe one

That was totally hilarious!

Imagine, Tony the Tiger, Charlie the Tuna, The Geko from Geiko...the list goes on and on!

James

If you're gonna keep doing scary rabbits, someones gotta bring bun bun into this.

That's not just fainting -that's psychological trauma ;)

It's more of a forced possum position. They're paralyzed and completely awake, so you've got the added fear of being aware of your surroundings and not being able to do anything :/

Fortunately it's painless (as far as we can tell), except for possibly the landing ;)

Ooh! Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fainting_goat
"When startled, younger goats will stiffen and fall over. Older goats learn to spread their legs or lean against something when startled, and often they continue to run about in an awkward, stiff-legged shuffle."


Cool idea :D Definitely something he'd stumble into :)

cool

"It's just like Ladyhawke, only, y'know, without the actual romance."

Too funny for words

Thanks :D

After having the idea for that line I waited to post it until after I'd rented the movie, because I wanted to make sure it fit as well as I hoped it would ;)

Creepifying! Gruesome, but nicely done :D
*hums Gollum's song from Return of the King*

Lol. Thanks. Believe it or not, when I started this I tried to make it funny. But a werespider doesn't lend itself to funny. There is an atrocious version of this with forced comedy and slapstick on my hard drive that will never see the light of day. I am pleased with the way this came out, despite it being darker than I wanted. I'm glad you enjoyed it.