I'd vote for Caitlin too... Except she's kinda daid...

(Sthooopid move btw NCIS producers & Sasha Alexander. I actually quit watching for almost a year after that. That was as bad as when Tara died in Buffy, but you kinda saw the plot reasons for that, although I didn't like it)

So anyway I'm gonna be wicked and ask why it has to be a _female_ character?? (apart from the fact that your story says 'she')

My second vote would be for Jethro -- he could say something completely inappropriate and just keep walking. I mean the guy's always hitting his male staff on the back of the head...

I'm sensing a Kate in this one... :-)

Poor little Tony... I better go write something so he gets something...

Oh! Thank you. It was the whole blode Swedish girl jogging that fed into it.

I see Kate. She is the kinda person who would channel Faith. And oh it was so of the good.

Yay! Thanks.

Woohoo!!! Such an awesome use of Faith-speak!!

*twirls you* That was made of win and totally put Tony in his place. I kind of read the character as Abby, but I know it would be hilarious to have it as Ziva - a closet Buffy fan (and it would help explain why she always butchers sayings, like Buffy does).

It was a Kate sene that started it, but I could see Abby and Ziva as well, Hence the inability to choose.

Thanks!

*laughing my fool head off* I can not think of anyone more deserving of those lines than DiNozzo. Brilliant!!! *still laughing*

Thanks!!

Well, Kate's the most realistic choice, although for the best mental picture, I'm going to have to go with the director.

Ya know, The director was the only one that didn't flash through my head.

Kate did start it, but by the time I was done, I had envisioned Abby and Ziva.

But thanks for reading!