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Review of chapter "...A Fed Say "Call Me"..." from BuffyKaibaHunt
Review:
Awesome! I especially like this part:

"Hey, Faith."

Lehane turned, and glared. "What the f*ck ya' doin' here, Summers?"

"Shoe shopping. What the f*ck are you doing in L.A., Faith?"

"Who the f*ck made you Guardian of the City? Cheerleader." Faith spat out the word "cheerleader" like a Death Eater saying "mudblood."

"Skank."
"Bitch."
"Slut."
"Prude."

"Prude!?" Summers looked offended. "I am not a prude!"
"Are too."
"Not."
"Too."
"Not."
"Too."
"Trailer trash."

Lehane laughed. "I'm straight out the trailer!" Buffy Summers laughed as well and the two hugged like junior high school girls. "Ya lookin' good, B. How's little D?"

"Good. She finally got her doctorate. Speaks 14 languages now. Can't remember how many dead ones she reads, and who wants to read musty old books anyway?"

"She does, and I bet she keeps her musty old books far away from you."

Summers rolled her eyes. "It was only one old musty book. Giles has a ton of them. I swear, you ruin one priceless old book, and no one lets you forget."

"Sh*t. I wouldn't have used it for a coaster. Now a spanking paddle, yeah, that I would have." The two laughed.

Lehane suddenly turned serious. "You talk to Hobson in Chicago or Cooper in New York?" Summers shook her head, and said, "But Giles told me about it."

Lehane sighed. "It's sort of the same here. I've got bits and pieces of some traffickers. They're selling kids, B. Picking 'em up in the outskirts of China or Myanmar or where ever and bringing 'em here. I don't have enough info."

"Willow told me about Linda. You do realize that you probably shouldn't be buying kids?" Summers had a look of concern on her face.

"Sh*t, B. Who am I gonna' tell?"
"How about the feds?"
Lehane snorted. "Like the feds are gonna' listen to an ex-con."
Summers gave a shy smile. "I'm a fed."
Lehane laughed. "What about that gym you burned down?"

Summers looked affronted. "That was in my juvenile record. Besides, the fire marshal said it could have been mice."

Lehane raised an eyebrow.

"Mice smoking cigarettes?" Summers suggested. Lehane laughed, "It sure ain't close to any of the sh*t I got up to."

Summers expression softened. "I mean it when I say you can call me." She perked up and told Lehane. "Oh, I got a high score on my marksmanship!"

"I ain't surprised."
"My last day I did better than my instructor, and he was a RECON sniper in the Marines." Summers piped up cheerfully. Yeah, Don remembered hearing about that from Edgerton. Ian had been happily buzzed on finding a student who finally surpassed the teacher.

Lehane laughed. "Ya' shoot like a girl, Summers."

"Of course." Summers said.

"Cause girls kick a$$." The two said in unison and laughed.

Very brilliant and creative, too. :)
Review By [BuffyKaibaHunt] • Date [18 Jun 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Was Adopted by a Math Professor" from wintermoon
Review:
Okay.. this is awsome. I mean where on earth did you come up with this idea? It's just begging to be made into a story of it's own.
Okay maybe I'm the one whose begging...*puppy dog eyes*
pleeeaasse?
Great work.
Review By [wintermoon] • Date [29 Apr 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Had a Paper and a Cat" from jupitersdaughter
Review:
Faith not knowing how to drive a car is hilarious!
Review By [jupitersdaughter] • Date [2 Mar 09] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Had a Paper and a Cat" from CPTSkip
Review:
I love your versions of Faith. I especially like the way your Faith interacts with Agent Buffy and Dr. Willow. I would really *hint, hint* love to see a loooonnnng crossover story with them and the Numbers guys. Just saying.
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [2 Mar 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "...A Fed Say "Call Me"..." from (Past Donor)FaithSummers
Review:
Hilarious! "skank", "prude" LOL. Great ficlet!
Review By [(Past Donor)FaithSummers] • Date [9 Feb 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "...Made a Fed Bite His Tongue" from chajalive
Review:
Fantastic, I just love these little stories. They drop me into a world and then give me a nice story line that I can continue in my head.
Lovely. I just enjoy Faith/Numb3rs crossovers.
Chaja
Review By [chajalive] • Date [18 Jan 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "...Made a Fed Bite His Tongue" from blackmirror
Review:
Just wanted to say I love these stories and th way you write Faith.
Review By [blackmirror] • Date [18 Jan 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Was Adopted by a Math Professor" from Greywizard
Review:
Coolness!

She's gonna give Daddy Math-man and Uncle Donnie (not to mention the rest of the world) a truckload of trouble when she hits puberty. ;-)

Looking forward to seeing more of this.
Review By [Greywizard] • Date [16 Jan 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Was Adopted by a Math Professor" from jupitersdaughter
Review:
Awesome idea. Love the raccoon bit.
Review By [jupitersdaughter] • Date [16 Jan 09] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Was Adopted by a Math Professor" from DarkLady
Review:
i lol'd so much at this chapter! you could make a whole story surrounding this! just wait til she has to go to school!
Review By [DarkLady] • Date [16 Jan 09] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Was Adopted by a Math Professor" from TheEternalPixie
Review:
this one oh please write more on this i would totally read this it was friggin awesome
Review By [TheEternalPixie] • Date [16 Jan 09] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Was Adopted by a Math Professor" from RojoOjo
Review:
you have to a whole story with idea it would be a hit!
Review By [RojoOjo] • Date [16 Jan 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Was Adopted by a Math Professor" from chajalive
Review:
Owww, this was the loveliest short story I have read in a long long time. I would love to read the full story, but will be thankful and accept this little gem.
Thanks!
Chaja
Review By [chajalive] • Date [16 Jan 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Was Almost Rescued by the Feds" from mayoi
Review:
love it so far!
is the more to come?
Comments from author:
Yes, there will be. Be warned as I am a bit of a slow writer.

Thanks for reviewing!

(^_^)/
BEM
Review By [mayoi] • Date [11 Dec 08] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Was Almost Rescued by the Feds" from jupitersdaughter
Review:
Heh, why wouldn't he believe it? There's evidence for it...
Love Faith's line about being saved by the FBI.
Comments from author:
As to Faith's line about the FBI, I sort of stole that from Black Adder. In Black Adder III, episode of Amy and Amibility, Blackadder is tied up on a grassy knoll, waiting for Amy/The Black Shadow (a highwaywo/man) to kill him. When Baldrick, whom Blackie detests, shows up, Blackadder is of course very pleased to see him. Very funny series with lots of black humor. I prefer the 2-4th seasons.

Thanks for the review!
Review By [jupitersdaughter] • Date [23 Nov 08] • Rating [10 out of 10]
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