I honestly love the book series and the TV series as well, even though the two diverge at many different points. I think the reason why TV Jason is so easy to mock is that all he seems to do is get it on and you have to watch or you just might miss something. He does do it in the books too, but reading about Sookie's POV of Jason's habits isn't nearly as intimate as seeing it performed live on screen. I love Sam though. Sam in the books comes off as more a southern gentleman (when he's not crawling into beds) so he's easy to love. Plus, there something very hot about him. Anyway, great little one shot and I think Buffy got her revenge on Parker and all the boys like him turning Jason down like that. I'd be interested to see Sookie's POV of the whole thing if you're looking to do another chapter. We could find out exactly what Buffy's mind, as a slayer, looks like and if Sookie realizes she's any different. Maybe even a chapter three on Sam as well. Great work!