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Review of chapter "Chapter One" from willowbee
Review:
Oh God! That is rather terrifying isn't it. But enough about Elliot meeting Andrew, personally, Jordan would make a great Slayer and Cox would be priceless as her Watcher/Assistant/Weapons Caddy.
Comments from author:
You know Jordan would be no nonsense about it, just kicking ass and taking names so she can get on with her life. And it would be great for Jordan and Perry, because they could work out their frustrations AND have a common hobby!

Glad you liked this, and thanks for the review.

~Alice~
Review By [willowbee] • Date [26 Dec 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from (Current Donor)DeepBlueJoy
Review:
Yeah, have to agree with the previous reviewer... sweet... wow...

well, of course Jordan had to be the slayer. Every good slayer has to have a slight case of evilness. we know this. And then they have to have a troubling and yet oddly endearing sidekick... and exes are us... afterall where would slayage be if buffy didn't work with angel and spike and Fred didn't work with Gunn...

"Who the Hell is Andrew Wells?"

Well... the answer definitely also involves hell... That's just cruel and extremely irritating punishment. Of course, that's nothing Eliot doesn't deserve. Smirk

Blue
Comments from author:
Hee, I'm glad you got the notion that Cox referring Elliot to Andrew was to torture her. Some readers didn't pick up on that, so I'm so glad you did! Thanks for the reviews, I feel happy!

~Alice~
Review By [(Current Donor)DeepBlueJoy] • Date [18 Aug 10] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from katfairy
Review:
Sweet Zombie Jesus. The title pretty much sums it up, and I could easily see Perry going along on patrol just to mock the demons.
Comments from author:
Yeah, I think Perry goes a long primarily to keep an eye on her, the mother of his children. But also to mock the demons and work out some of his agression. I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for the comment.

And yay for Zombie Jesus!

~Alice~
Review By [katfairy] • Date [28 Apr 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from PrincessTai
Review:
*snorts back a laugh* So this is the kind of fic one happens to find at one in the morning when they should be studying ... and is still funny eight hours later. LOL, and the comment about Andrew. I can't believe that I didn't get it. But yeah, Eliot and JD and Andrew *groans* Giles, would SO kill Perry for that *bg* If Buffy didn't first. Or Xander.
Comments from author:
Actually, I wrote it because in my mind, Andrew is the only person on earth capable of annoying Elliot and JD as much as they annoy Perry. I figure after five minutes, Elliot will want him dead. Also, having Andrew hound JD and Elliot would mean that Giles, Buffy and Xander would be Andrew free for a time.

I'm so glad you got a kick out of this.

~Alice~
Review By [PrincessTai] • Date [19 Feb 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from jamielnorris
Review:
oh that was fuuunnny you captured the characters good an Elliot an Andrew could be a good pairing keep up the good work
Comments from author:
See, I think Andrew is so annoying that he'd annoy Elliot. I think Perry gave her the number so she'd have an inkling of the annoyance she causes Perry on a daily basis.

I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for the feedback.

~Alice~
Review By [jamielnorris] • Date [10 Jan 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Waverly
Review:
That was excellent! :)
Comments from author:
Thanks! I'm glad you got a kick out of it.

~Alice~
Review By [Waverly] • Date [10 Jan 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from CPTSkip
Review:
Lol! Good story and great last line.
Comments from author:
Thanks! I'm glad you got a good laugh out of it. It was my intention.

~Alice~
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [10 Jan 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from missinglink
Review:
Awesome one shot. Always like the Perry/Jordan back and forth material in the show and you definately have their tones down pat here. Only thing better would have been an after note of the Janitor showing up and complaining about having to clean up all the dust that magically appears in or near the hospital.

Loads of fun, but why refer them to Andrew? Seriously, Perry would rather inflict someone like Faith on them instead. Much more in line with their philosophy and more likely to have been able to bust thru and actually help Jordan understand her calling. Mmmmm Jordan and Faith. Sorry clutter of dirty thoughts.

Appreciate the quick read!!
Comments from author:
Perry and Jordan would get on with Faith, but Perry hates Andrew. See, I figure that Andrew is so annoying that he'd actually end up annoying Elliot. Which is why Perry would refer her to Andrew. I think he'd view inflicting a person that annoying onto people that annoy him regularly would be a sort of vengeance.

Yeah, Janitor would have been a great addition. Perhaps another time.

Thanks for the feedback.

~Alice~
Review By [missinglink] • Date [9 Jan 09] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Twoboots
Review:
This is so awesome! Thank you!
Comments from author:
Thanks! The idea came and I knew it had to be written.

~Alice~
Review By [Twoboots] • Date [9 Jan 09] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from ekatarinis
Review:
I LOVED this story. I have always thought that Perry and Jordon were the best. Thanks for writing this, I will never look at Jordon the same again. :)
Comments from author:
Perry and Jordan are awesome, and I love their love/hate relationship. And you know Perry would be a kick ass watcher.

Thanks for the comment.

~Alice~
Review By [ekatarinis] • Date [9 Jan 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from TAO
Review:
Actually, I was under the impression that Jordan might have been a demon...or still was a demon.

I mean, she was scary enough without having to be a Slayer. :-D

But still it worked. And I agree, vampires are getting dumber...they didn't even know who the scourge were?

Priceless.
Comments from author:
Yeah, I figured that with an abundance of slayers, most vampires would die soon after siring, too soon to pass on the lore.

And yeah, Jordan is so freaking scary that the idea of her plus super powers is scary! I feel bad for a vampire that shows up on day when someone called her Ma'am and she's PMS-ing.

Thanks for the review!

~Alice~
Review By [TAO] • Date [9 Jan 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from ScarletStorm
Review:
that was so funny, she would be perfect as a slayer!
Comments from author:
Yeah, I started out thinking of Carla, but realized that Jordan would be freaking horrifying!

She would be so scary, and you know Perry would help her out.

Glad you liked it. Thanks fro the review!

~Alice~
Review By [ScarletStorm] • Date [9 Jan 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from (Moderator)jrabbit
Review:
I think JD, Turk & Carla are a bit superfluous to requirements - the repeated listing of their names detracts from the story. It would read better if you only had Elliot being rescued.
Comments from author:
Hmm... good point. Thanks!

~Alice~
Edit:

I went through and made some changes. Thanks for the suggestion.
Review By [(Moderator)jrabbit] • Date [9 Jan 09] • Not Rated
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