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Review of chapter "Chapter Six." from CPTSkip
Review:
Dang! You go away for a weekend and somebody finishes a great story. As if previous reviews hadn't indicated, I loved your little tale a whole lot. I also liked the open ending and the new Evil Asshole who Charity now needs to track down and kill. I wondered why or by whom the girls' mother was raped since I didn't think the BEMs were into that kind of Human thing. Nice to see it was done by a Human. Or should that be 'Human?'? And I really don't mean 'nice'. But why did the countdown to the saucer's self destruction stop? Perspiring minds want to know. I really liked the way you threw all the great lines from classic SF movies and books into your story. I giggled a lot. I look forward to more of you lovely but odd stories.
Comments from author:
Why did the countdown stop? You know at the time I had a perfectly reasonable explanation...but now I can't remember. Maybe the computer got bored. Maybe a bullet or energy bolt hit something that put whatever it was that went wrong right. Maybe it was just for comedic effect!

The open ending...we'll have to wait and see.

Hope you had a nice w/e and thanks for reviewing.

Cheers,
DaveT.
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [22 Mar 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter Six." from robertlisle
Review:
Another great story in the long line of stories you have created. i see you have allowed for another sequel with the open end conclusion that you have written. Can't wait to see where Charity goes next.
Comments from author:
Thankyou very much for your kind words.

Now there's an idea for a fic title, 'What Charity did next', or has someone done something like that?

Anyway there will be more Charity and more from her sister Hunter, Bunny.

Cheers,
DaveT.
Review By [robertlisle] • Date [16 Mar 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter Six." from Mcspender
Review:
(Aww Mate, Is Rhyme Review Day again?? Ok, lesse what can I do 'bout it).

Er-mhhh mi mi mi mi miiiiiIII... A Fine tale, full of win and joy you hatsh finished.
Congrats yet again.
And that's all the... effulgent rhyme I'm gonna do for today :P.
Dinna make the connection to Scully and Mulder at a first glance, but it's kinda fitting considering the last movie =). By the way, are they gonna team up with Faith...Charity to stop the kidnapper??.
Poor aliens morons, they had to fight, not one, but two slayers, now they really know who the All-mighty Murphy is.

One again, congratulations for such a cool fic.
See ya!!
Comments from author:
You are just toooooo kind.

Already had a couple of idea's about another Charity tale...maybe involve someone called Captain Fynn or Fynne from the 12th Battalion (Virginia), The Parachute Regiment. We'll have to wait and see.

Cheers,
DaveT.
Review By [Mcspender] • Date [14 Mar 09] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter Six." from JoeDineen
Review:
The ending unforeshadowed to my eye,
Read again I must, to find out why?
Darkened the tale, now I want to know why,
Where, What next? How will their end come by.
Comments from author:
I really glad there's no requirement for authors to reply in verse.

We'll have to see what happens in the next 'Charity story'.

Cheers,
DaveT.
Review By [JoeDineen] • Date [14 Mar 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter Six." from MarcusRowland
Review:
Roses are red
violets are blue
Two new chapters!
Yay for you!

I'm wondering now
why things didn't go boom
and whether the girls
face certain doom

And hope you'll write more
of Charity's tale
[at this point the reviewers
poetic skills fail]
Comments from author:
Doubtless Charity 9maybe Dame Charity) will return.

I have a cunning plan...the think is will I have time to write it all?

Cheers,
DaveT.
Review By [MarcusRowland] • Date [14 Mar 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter Five." from JoeDineen
Review:
Loved the last line, imagining the aliens hip deep in drooling and pooping babies.

BTW you misspelled ridiculously
Comments from author:
Cheers I'll check that out...

Gonna post the last bit today...if I can get the marmalade outta my key board!

DaveT.
Review By [JoeDineen] • Date [13 Mar 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter Five." from Mcspender
Review:
“The female,” Qiknigort looked up and down the corridor in terror, “when their bellies are like that it means…”
“WHAT!?!?”
“It means,” Qiknigort swallowed noisily, “it means they’re about to spawn! The ship could be full of the vicious creature’s offspring in a matter of hours!”

BWAH-HAHA-HA!!!.
Sorry alien guys, close but no, you're are facing the most fearsome force of Nature: a mother protecting her child... and one really pissed off Slayer too.
Funny thing about the random slayers caught from time to time by the alien guys, and that "by your command", are you watching the new BSG too =)???.

Cool set of chapters dude, see ya!!
Comments from author:
It's always struck me is odd that aliens never kidnap SAS or Green Berets or whatever. Did read a story a few years ago which had a scene where the SAS where hiding in a cupboard waiting for the aliens to 'abduct' the lady of the house. The aliens didn't try that again!

Oh I'm old enough to have watched the original when it was first shown on TV...last chapter coming up soon!

Cheers,
DaveT.
Review By [Mcspender] • Date [13 Mar 09] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter Five." from CPTSkip
Review:
Whenever I read, “By your command” I have to take a moment to giggle to myself. Of course these BEMs came to Earth in a flying saucer. What good old fashioned BEM doesn't? I find the poor old BEMs being in the position of the crew of the Nostromo also to be quite amusing. Now I want to see some good old fashioned alien butt-kicking. As the old saying goes, "And so it begins." I so look forward to more of your story. I wonder if Nightwatch will get their hands on a UFO when Charity is done cleaning saucer? Lol!
Comments from author:
"Alien bottom kicking...commence!"

"Kick! Two, three,"

In the British armed forces the 'action' is alway on the 'one' followed by a pause 'two-three' before the next action; even when kicking alien bottom!

Cheers,

DaveT.
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [13 Mar 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter Four." from CPTSkip
Review:
As a proud Friend of Bill let me just say, "The horror! The horror!" Those alien bastards destroyed a pub! They must all die! OK, killing people and kidnapping women are also Bad Things, but you have to have a sense of priorities. I had missed the 'real' identities of "Mulder" and "Scully" the first time I read your story. I feel so stupid. I bet Ed is a very odd emotional place right now. Mary has been taken, but aliens are real! The Truth really is out there! Now they just need to find and kill those 'Truths'. Take up the Earthman's Burden! They want our women! Kill the alien hordes! The only good alien is a dead alien! OK, I'll stop now. I seem to be running out of "!s" anyway. I once again look forward to more of your story.
Comments from author:
Trying to burn down a pub...I'm sure that's a crime against humanity. Anyway your review really made be laugh.

Cheers,

DaveT.

PS; Looks down at dead alien lying in the dust.

"Now that's a 'good' alien," Dave smiled as he fitted a full magazine to his SLR.
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [11 Mar 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter Four." from JoeDineen
Review:
Good chapter, solid action scene and good switch to the over-excited alien at the end.
Comments from author:
Cheers, there's nothing like an over excited alien to end a chapter on!

DaveT.
Review By [JoeDineen] • Date [11 Mar 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter Three." from robertlisle
Review:
I must say that you have got me hooked on your stories, though the aliens reminded me of The Simpsons at first, then quickly turned into the old fashioned steal-your-women type.
Comments from author:
Always nice to hear from another 'addict'!

You're the second person to mention the Simpsons aliens. I have to admit that I'd not thought about them when I was writing, but now as people mention it I see their point.

Anyway, thanks for the review,
Cheers,
DaveT.
Review By [robertlisle] • Date [10 Mar 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter Three." from CPTSkip
Review:
Great last line. Nice to see somebody is keeping their wits about them. But a pregnant FBI Hunter on a mission? Something ain't kosher here. I've read about some sort of Japanese cartoons where slimy aliens/monsters sexually assault Human women. For a moment, I thought you were about to do another crossover to that X-rated universe. Lol! Now let the alien butt kicking commence!

Just an editorial comment here. I don't know why more people aren't reading your wonderful stories. You are highly imaginative. You come up some very off-the-wall crossovers that you make work beautifully. Plus, you have a real talent for characterization and adding in just the right amount of humor to even the most horrifying story. I guess what your audience lacks in quantity we make up for in quality. Or maybe not. Lol!
Comments from author:
I'm like Hawkwind, I have a small but fanatical following. Your point is well made, and at times it does bring me down and makes me feel grumpy. But then I think I'd rather write for people that understand what I'm getting at. Also, I tend to use 'unpopular' characters (people seeing 'Kennedy' automatically switch off). But when I use Faith or the Scoobies I get loads of reviews and recs...

I think its interesting that both the COA's I got this year were 'Mod awards', I obviously don't appeal to the mass audiance.

Lets see what happens when I do my 'Shaggy got drafted and sent to Vietnam' fic!

Who says Scully...ooops, I mean Mary is on a mission?

Cheers,
DaveT.
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [9 Mar 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter Three." from JoeDineen
Review:
Dunno what to make of this really. Nuts, really nuts, been watching too many Simpsons reruns recently?

Dunno what to make of Yankees calling southoners Yanks either.

The PTB are nuts as well, I can just imagine the comittee meeting when they assign slayers. I mean does every country get one? or one per religion or what?
I mean does Andoria and the Faroe Island have a slayer?
And if so does England Scotland and Wales have a slayer each and does Ireland have one like rugby or two like soccer?
Comments from author:
One day, if I can get my bottom in gear all these questions will be answered. However, what I will say is the situation in this reality is more like it was post-Chosen and always has been...there was never 'one girl in all the world'.

Oddly I gave up watching the Simpsons many years ago so this is mostly the product of my own fevered mind.

Cheers,
Dave.
Review By [JoeDineen] • Date [9 Mar 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter Three." from MarcusRowland
Review:
This could get VERY messy.
Comments from author:
Ah! But who for? You will have to wait and see.

Cheers,
DaveT.
Review By [MarcusRowland] • Date [9 Mar 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter Two." from CPTSkip
Review:
What the frak! I don't know why so many of my comments on your stories seem to disappear into the electronic ether, but I am getting tired of it.

OK, here goes with comments 2.0. I love the underlying silliness of your BEMs. But at the same time, you are telling a violent, nasty story with nice people being killed right and left. Not to mention the Fates Worse Than Death for the captured Earth Women. Beautiful naked women in glass tubes being lusted over by BEMs. This is an image from old pulp SF that is worthy of a psych paper if I ever heard of one. Lol!

You always seem to come up with some of the most outlandish premises for your stories, your time-line. And then you shoot off in totally nutso ways, the BEMs. Lol! One of the things in this update that kept me giggling was the way in your time-line the people living in Dixie who in our time-line wouldn't be caught dead being known as Yankees are delighted to be called Yankees in your time-line. Maybe it is just a Yank thing, but it amuses me a lot.

Even though your BEMs are silly, they still creep me out! Good job! A good BEM is always more than a bit creepy. And slimy. And tentacle equipped.
Comments from author:
I know how you feel; I keep getting disconnected from the internet for no good reason, weird...or maybe its a plot!

Talking of plots; blame Monty Python and various other British comedy shows (both TV and Radio) they were obviously a bad/good influence on me...oh and Hammer House of Horror. Staying up late on Friday nights as a young teen to watch the Horror double bill on Tyne Tees TV, its obviously warped my mind.

What other people see as weird/silly/nutso, I see as perfectly logical. To me it stands to reason that after a hard days tormenting sinners a demon will go home to his wife and complain about the boss and the crowds on the mass transit system. The demon stoker should get a medal for long and diligent service. Nothing odd in that...is there?

Anyway, as usual, thanks for the review; its nice to know Marcus isn't the only one reading this. I've posted a couple of stories on another sight recently, its like talking to the wall, no reaction what-so-ever.

Cheers,
DaveT.
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [8 Mar 09] • Not Rated
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