Awesome. I love Faramir, but now I desperately want a follow-up Sirius/Eowyn fic.

*snrk*

Sirius isn't much of a settling down type. He's more likely to be a rogue that gets Isengard brought down around him by a gang of angry Rohirrim husbands...

Wait! Now we know what happened to the Ent-Wives! Sirius seduced them away! *snickers*

Oh. Fuck.
Prank War raging across Mordor? Istari permanently Banished on Pain of Death and Dismemberment (not necessarily in that order) from Lothlorien, or at least until Galadriel and her husband has forgotten how the leader of their Order was flirting with her? The Balrog being hunted down by hordes of conjured and animated clowns with squirt-flowers?
WHAT?!
Great ficlet, awesome Sirius. Though the whole;
"Except possibly Black..."
"I am Sirius Black!"
#Crack-o-Doom#
... Nah. Poor showing man, funnier without it.

Thank you very much

Haha- very nice light-hearted piece. Daruman? Gandalf? Theoden? Lol.

Thanks... I just felt the need to help Sirius survive through this piece of fiction... ;)

"This Orthanc place would make me a nice bachelor pad"

*snickers*

Nice, short, funny - loved this!

Glad you liked...

I love this.

Glad to hear it

Wonderful! Perfectly Sirius!

[Joker] Why so Sirius!?! [/Joker]

Have to wonder what happens if you AK a palantir while Sauron is looking through it...

Doesn't matter... Sauron still had his ring horcrux around... :p

ROTFLMAO! Oh, Lord! An English Marauder in King Aragorn's court! And I can just see Pippin and Merry becoming apprentice Marauders. Very good.

Thank you... ;)

awesome work

Thanks

Twistedly funny! Well done & thanks.

I like to think so... ;)