Love them guys, lol. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it tonight.

I love it. :)

Hilarious! I'd love to see more like this.

As a penguin enthusiast I have to correct you on what species the penguins are. The quartet are Adelie penguins, they're too small to be emperors, and they lack the distinctive throat crest that King penguins have or the crests on the side of the head Emperor penguins have, and Adelies can handle warmer climates, they live on the Antarctic Peninsula and Chile when they're hiding out from the cold. For comparison: http://tiger.gsfc.nasa.gov/wildlife.html the top has pictures of Adelie penguins.

Emperor penguins are cooler.

Nice. You might find this crossover with Stargate: SG-1 interesting. From the author of Jedi Harris and The Terran Jedi

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2939915/1/Penguingate

Penguins are the cool :D!!!.
See ya!!!

This was GREAT!!!! ;-)

"...Stopping by a large water-filled pool, Buffy drew in a deep sniff in an attempt to continue tracking the fleeing vampire by his smell, using her heightened senses. A few seconds later, Buffy’s face turned white, then green, then white again with greenish blotches, as she urgently made a dash for the nearest trash can.

Disgusting noises resounded through the air, until the woman finished vomiting into the container, to then make a beeline to a water fountain a few steps away, taking a mouthful before spitting it onto the ground, only then allowing herself to drink to settle her stomach. Straightening up and wiping her lips, Buffy stared at the pool where she‘d felt ill, and muttered to herself, “Never, ever do that again standing right next to a hippopotamus pool. What do they EAT, anyway?” ..."

Laughed my ass off reading this part and picturing the disgusted and indignant expression on Buffy's face. ;-)

"...Still looking down as she went past, Buffy allowed herself a blink of total bewilderment, until while still in midair, she lifted her head to notice she was just a few feet from colliding headfirst into what looked like the very thick concrete wall of a cage…."

Buffy's probably feeling a lot like Wily E. Coyote at this point in time. ;-)

"...A few minutes later, a weaving Buffy Summers, holding her head with both hands and feeling the onset of a severe concussion, stumbled over to the vampire still lying on the ground..."

And probably looking a bit like him right now, too. ;-)

This was just what I needed to read this evening to lighten things up. Thanks for sharing ;-)

Tremendously Funny.

I love the penguins and got such a kick out of this story!

Very cute!