*sniggers* Naughty! But very funny. And I REALLY need to remember to NOT read fic like this when I'm surrounded by people I don't know. Weird quacking noises coming out of my nose as I try to stifle sudden bouts of laughter tend to get 'back away slowly and call the men in white coats' type looks... *grins unrepentantly*
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*gives a nod to "Lisping Lisa" and "White Ass Wally", then laughs as they flee in terror from my muses*