Good stuff, made me chuckle.

DaveT.

No no no no no no .. this is so wrong. so very wrong. The smeg head shouldn't even have been granted a wish .. BAH! ... I still liked it.

I'm not sure if a vengance demon has any choice in whether to grant a wish or not.

Not bad only real downside besides being so short I suppose is some the logic problems in it. It is a vengence wish, not a 'what ever you want genie' type of wish yet almost Rimmer's entire wish was about making himself better only a few side line things about his brothers and Lister were thrown in there. Add that to fact she's more a patron of scorned women.. Rimmers not even alive and it's a pretty big logic hole. Though I suppose it's why it's only a one shot and not something longer.

Rimmer would see making himself great as vengance against the universe at large for making him what he was. As for not being a living woman, when there's only 2 humans still in existence, you can't be choosy.

Brilliant, only downside is that it wasn't long enough, could have been a script from the show, well written

I had to laugh. Great concept.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

Well done!