“You know, I bet it's because Harry's not here to focus her rage on,” Scott pondered absently.

Logan paused and thought about it. “You know, you're probably right about that.”

So Harry is the only thing keeping Jean from losing it now that she's been spared a dumb death, well crap...

“HARRY POTTER! HOW DARE YOU SET ME UP WITH A SEMI-SENTIENT ROBOT VERSION OF MYSELF!!” Hermione Granger bellowed. Curses flew down the corridor as Hermione, who was still struggling to extricate herself from her clingy LMD dressed up in red, yellow and green, tried her level best to destroy the source of 90% of her life's suffering.

Harry should have known that AI is a crapshoot...

“DON'T WORRY, THIS CAN'T BE HALF AS BAD AS THE ORIGINAL EVENT,” Doom said. “DOOM PERSONALLY OBESRVED SPIDER-MAN TURN INTO A SPIDER ONLY TO GIVE BIRTH TO HIMSELF. THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY BE AS BAD.”

“Very true,” Luna replied. “Do you think we can go back to working on my orbital death ray cannon?”

“DOOM WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO,” the not-so-good Doctor replied.

Thank got Harry's been whacking continuity upside the head from doing anything stupid, else we would have eventually have to put up with the latest mess in Peter Parker's life, *Spoilers* i.e. his death with Doc Oc taking his body and becoming the "Superior Spider-Man" though Peter is in fact still alive and now trying to get his body back. Not to mention Doc Oc sleeping with MJ who is unaware that Peter is now OC... to quote Linkara, comic books are weird...

Anyway I again offer those beta services you seem to be looking for.

Once again I have drank from the spring of insanity that is your story and now I am wondering if there is more to this wonderful story.

Keep up the good work.

There is a 50th portion, but it is in THE FUTURE! How far, I'm not sure, but I'm hoping to get year 5 done soon.

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I am amazed at how the various pieces of lunacy are able to fit together
Nicely done
Hoping for more and has Neville healed his parents yet?
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Has Nevile healed-

Oh, right. That. Uh, yeah. Forgot about that. Right. I'll, uh, get to that in a bit.

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Another hilarious chapter. Keep up the good work.

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Very funny work, have seen you posting in awhile. I hope to read more soon.

Well, I should have more in the near future. I've been working on a few other projects that aren't fanfiction. Nothing finished yet, but they have taken up a lot of my time. All of my stories will be finished eventually.

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Ahhh, the wonderful madness has returned.

Keep up the good work.

It's alive-ALIVE!

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The madness, the nonsense, the never ending fun madness, YEAAAAAAAH!!!!.
Glad ta have ya back =D!!!.

I have always been here, lurking in the shadows, only to jump out like a trapdoor spider and post a new chapter on unexpecting readers...

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Brilliant. Crazy. Hilarious. Total Deadpool!

I adore this fic and squeed when I saw the update.

It was never abandoned. I'm just a slacker. I AM glad you liked the new chapter, though.

Thanks for reading!

I laughed, I cried (my face hurt from all the laughing). It became a part of me... This was seriously off the wall and was all the more enjoyable for it! Please keep writing!

Oh, it's not done yet. I'm just taking a bit of a break.

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I laughed I cried...mostly I cried while laughing. I enjoyed reading this crack. I would wait for more but a shrink probably stopped you from writing this to save what sanity you have left.

Nope, no shrink. I don't have a problem. Really. I'm not defensive at all.

I'm going to have more sometime soon. I've been busy with other things lately, so I haven't been able to write as much as I'd like to. Expect more in the future.

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Rarely have I laughed so hard. This fic is hilarious from start to finish.

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Just reread this funny story and hope to see more insanity soon.

Keep up the madness

“Harry will never go bald.”

“Are you serious?”

“And his hair will never go gray,” Beast said quickly. The professor gave him a long silent look before just floating back to his office.

And that’s why Professor Charles Xavier became Onslaught.


this was one of the funniest things i've ever read.

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Now this one was hilarious. A friend told me about it. He found it on TVtropes. So I entered in your name & have been reading all your fics. I really hope you plan on doing more with this one someday. Easily the best crack fic I have ever read.

Oh, it's not dead yet. Not hardly. I'll get back to it soon enough. I hope you like some of my other stories. Just be aware that they vary greatly in theme some times.

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I'm just trying to imagine President Obama delivering a baseball bat to the head of a death eater and am enjoying the results, and perhaps for the sake of political correctness having a death eater batted back and forth between him and McCain, Romeny, or some other high up Republican while perhaps jokingly bickering over Marvel Politics, ("I'm telling you the Sentinel funding is putting us deeper and deeper into debt", "true but what about the fact we also have to rebuild everything when New York gets destroyed once a year or more?")

There is that, but there's also the congress men and women who say things like "Hey, my state's been building sentinels for 40 years! How dare you take those jobs away from those hard working americans!" and then there's the side that says: "Why are we paying to rebuild New York anyway? We should license it out!"

If you think about it, it's a sure bet to buy stock in insurance companies in the Marvel-verse.

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