that was just beautiful and heartwarming

thank you for writing it

oh and I laughed my socks off all through

the urination in snow - inspired

Wow, just wow. Must have missed this before, but damn this is one quality story. Excellent characterization and damn good with the funny. Especially when you can make peeing in the snow such an amusing integral part of the plot. Damn fine job!

Wow! I think you may have got the writing and the drinking of large amounts of alhocolic beverage in slightly the wrong order. Can't imagine what new year will be like!

A great GREAT laugh of a story, just one niggle (and it's not even about the story itself) I'm sure in weird al's night santa went crazy it goes

Yes Virginia, now Santa's doing time,
In a federal prison, for his infamour crime,
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears,
He'll be out with good behaviour in seven hundred more years.

Or is there more than one version? Anyway I love this fic almost as much as that song :D *sings to self*

From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

My brain exploded...

Gross, but fun.