Okay. You do realize that by Xander arriving in the present, while wearing Sonja's sword and bikini, you've implied that the spell either A: Left his clothes in the present, so Sonja is now standing in her private tavern room, in the past, naked and missing one of her favorite swords, or B: The clothes were dematerialized until the spell was removed, so Sonja is now wearing Xander's clothes (quite possibly with his wallet and ID). Either way... Conan's probably annoyed, so let's hope he is in someplace equally private ;)
--"they weren’t all that interested in exactly what Carol Brady was doing during the day" They'll probably be more interested when she comes out of the garage in leathers ;)
Comments from author:
Whatever's the most hilarious will work. In fact, if Xander's and Carol's clothes were left behind in the Hyborian age, it might have lead to the following:
For one character:
"Hello, my lovely, your new rainment is most strange and colorful. What happened, did a dragon puke all over you?"
HACK!
And the other:
"By Crom, these smallclothes are most comfortable." Starts singing: "I feel pretty, oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight."
Review By [Shieldage] • Date [26 Mar 10] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Now I kinda want to see his adventures as a woman back then! I don't quite get how the summary ties into this story though.
Comments from author:
It might have looked good, but Red Sonja's normal outfit of a metal bikini and nothing else worn by a very active swordswoman, who might have been possessed but still adamantly refused to dress in anything else, would have soon caused Xander to really want to put on something, anything, that was a lot softer.
Review By [Neverwillmini] • Date [19 Mar 10] • Rating [8 out of 10]
I figured out pretty much immediately who they'd possessed, but when I got to Xander identifying who the poor woman who accompanied him was, it's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything or else I'd need a new monitor. ;-)
Great story!
Review By [Greywizard] • Date [19 Mar 10] • Not Rated
That is so awesome. I hit the punch line and immediately reread it to see all the clues. Excellent work. Going to read your other stories now. Please feel complimented.
Review By [Sandi] • Date [19 Mar 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Lol! Xander and Carol Brady as sword swinging barbarian warriors? The mind boggles. Well done and thank you for not bringing Xander back pregnant. Lol!
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [19 Mar 10] • Not Rated
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