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Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Geyer
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Oh, yeah. Xander speaks for a lot of us. I don't think I made it past the second book myself. Thanks for a hilarious take on AB.
Review By [Geyer] • Date [6 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from LadyFoxFire
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oh that is soooo true!!! I used to love the Anita book until she turned into being the biggest slut in the universe.
Review By [LadyFoxFire] • Date [4 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from eriktheviking
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A cracking good Xander rant.
Review By [eriktheviking] • Date [4 Sep 10] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from bousquem
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Absolutely love the story. Xander's commentary is exactly why I hate the Anita Blake series. By the time I found it the later books with her screwing everything that had a Y chromosome in the tristate area it seemed just really turned me off from the series. About the only Anitaverse I could stand are a few fanfictions where Anita seems to have someone to keep her grounded and not go completely nuts. Werewolves = Bestiality, Vampires = Necrophilia
Review By [bousquem] • Date [21 Jul 10] • Rating [7 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from yakuit
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wonderful - do continue

Xander at his sarcastic and satorical best

love it
Review By [yakuit] • Date [5 Jul 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from WolfWriter
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It's too bad this is a one shot cuz it's hysterical!

I am proud to say that I have NEVER read any of the Anita Blake books, and never will.

It's just too bad that Xander couldn't accidentally on purpose leave a Xerox copy of his letter to Giles where she could read it.....long after he's returned to his own universe of course.
Review By [WolfWriter] • Date [29 Jun 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from CPTSkip
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Lol! Yes, I really hope Xander's messages to Giles are privacy protected. After all, who in the Buffyverse do we know who sleeps with vampires or werewolves? Lol!
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [2 May 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from (Recent Donor)Luna
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Setting aside the minor point that a HUMAN mouth is a bacterial cesspool, why would anybody kiss a being that probably ate roadkill an hour ago?—EWWW. Good point. I will have a very hard time romanticizing vampires again haha

Yeah, I’m with you. Used to love Anita but since book 7 they’ve pissed me off. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve still read them – partly b/c I’m always hoping they’ll get better and sometimes I like the lesser-used characters- but grr. The latest one, Flirt, I picked up and honestly couldn’t get past page 8. Flipped through and glanced at later pages and realized that book is a lost cause.

Yay for more anti-Anita fics :)
Review By [(Recent Donor)Luna] • Date [22 Apr 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from MinaLynn
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Whooo boy! I loved this! This is honestly how I feel about the books. I finally gave up around book 8 or so when it became 395 pages of porn and 5 pages of plot. Thanks for writing this, it was brilliant!
Review By [MinaLynn] • Date [15 Apr 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from dhampirkinfolk
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That was funny. Right there with you Xander.
Review By [dhampirkinfolk] • Date [15 Apr 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from (Current Donor)dogbertcarroll
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LOL!

I know how he feels.
Review By [(Current Donor)dogbertcarroll] • Date [15 Apr 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from CrystalBlaze
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Considering the serial killer in question is likely 1) an acquaintence of Anita's, 2) in agreement with every single point Xander made, and 3) quite rational about his killing to the point he'd be a good partner for Dexter, the odds of Xander getting that ride are fairly decent.

..Yeah, him.
Review By [CrystalBlaze] • Date [14 Apr 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Cutiepie
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Ah, I knew there was a reason why I never "got around" to reading any of the "Anita Blake" books. I managed a couple "Merry Gentry" books, and they degraded into smut, more smut, and not much beyond smut before the end of even the second book, so I just don't trust Hamilton enough to stick to any non-smut plot line long enough to finish it. Thank you, Xander, for your delightful insight into the series!
Review By [Cutiepie] • Date [14 Apr 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Bobboky
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nice
Review By [Bobboky] • Date [14 Apr 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from MistDragon
Review:
I love it! Thank you! WW.
Review By [MistDragon] • Date [13 Apr 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
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