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Review of chapter "London the Vampire Slayer" from BuffyKaibaHunt

Xander rolled his eyes. “London Tipton, you are one of a thousand specially chosen girls given the potential to become the Vampire Slayer. Due to unforeseen complications at the hands of a really bad demon thing we had to activate all the potentials in the world – hence why you have more strength and other things.” Xander’s explanation was concise – to the point – and hurried. Something he didn’t like, but when dealing with rich heiresses it was necessary to get to the point quickly.

London blinked a few times. “Is that all?” she asked as if it were no big deal.

Xander stared at her incredulously – this was definitely Code Black behavior – and one of these days he was going to find a way of dealing with it. “I just told you that you’re a super strong mystical warrior woman and all you can ask is, is that all?” he demanded in shock.

London shrugged. “What’s the big deal?” she asked. “I’m one of a thousand, you just said so. Do I get some kind of prize or something for it?” she asked hopefully eyeing him now.

Xander shook his head.

“See. No big deal. Let the other nine hundred and ninety-nine fight over who get’s to be top Vampire Slayer, I don’t want the title,” London stated noncommittally.

Xander started pacing. “You don’t seem to grasp what I’m telling you here. You are a mystically empowered warrior for the forces of Light. Fighting against the forces of Hell itself, the monsters and all that, you know. The ones that are going to hunt you down now that you are a Slayer so they can kill you just for the prestige… Doesn’t that even remotely bother you?” he demanded frustratedly.

London started laughing and her entire demeanor seemed to change. “Please. I live in a hotel, I’ve dealt with vampires before this, I was five years old when I ran into my first one and he tried to snack on me. He was dead before dawn,” she informed. Once again she succeeded in taking Xander by surprise.

“You did what?” he shouted.

London dismissed his question with an arrogant wave of her hand. “I’m London Tipton, vampires don’t hunt me, they don’t even try to eat me… And do you want to know why?”

Xander nodded dumbly at the question.

London smiled a shark’s tooth grin. “Because they know what happens if they try. Here, this is the picture of the balcony of my penthouse suite,” London said reaching into her purse and digging out a small photograph.

Xander took it and studied it closely – it took him five minutes to figure out what he was supposed to be looking at. “Are those bones?” he demanded in sudden awe.

London smirked. “Of course.”

Xander looked at the young woman in absolute shock. “You did that? But that means you had to have killed a Master Vampire, I mean I’ve only ever known one blood sucking bastard powerful enough that his bones remained after dusting… who is this?” he asked stunned.

London shrugged dismissively. “Somebody named V something or other, Vlade, Vladislov, something like that… He was staying at the Tipton and tried to eat the helpless heiress. I showed him good, then I had Arwin nail his skeleton up outside my room to make sure nobody else tried anything like that.” London had a smug – pleased with herself – expression on her face as she resumed nonchalantly filing her nails.

Xander stared at her in abject horror. He could not believe what she’d just told them. It made no sense – mainly because Dracula had come to Sunnydale years after the fact… unless the Dracula who came to Sunnydale was in fact a poseur and not the real deal. But that would mean… “I hate code blacks,” he muttered frustratedly.

London eyed him with the shining light of curiosity. “What’s a Code Black?” she asked. “Is it anything like a Code Blue?” she added with a happy clueless smile.

Xander stammered slightly. “Uh… well… ummmm…”

Very awesome and creative so far!
Keep up your super-cool, very phenomenal writing! :)
Review By [BuffyKaibaHunt] • Date [20 Jun 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Cruising Along" from BuffyKaibaHunt
Wow! :) I like it -- especially this part:

London Tipton eyed the sopping wet pile of designer – one of a kind originals – and pouted. Once again she’d asked someone else to do her laundry and once again they had failed her miserably – it sucked royally not having any maids or other servants on this stupid boat.

London stomped her foot. “I should have asked Cody to do it,” she said. “At least he doesn’t jam everything into the machine at once,” she added showing a rare bit of insight for the ditzy heiress.

Very awesome and brilliant!
Review By [BuffyKaibaHunt] • Date [20 Jun 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "London the Vampire Slayer" from Eureka
So is Willow going to be able to help Emma? Is London going to help? Are you gonna write more and get me out of suspense?
Review By [Eureka] • Date [28 Mar 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "London the Vampire Slayer" from Cutiepie
Is London going to be a bit like Buffy in that the dumb thing is mostly just an act to put people off their guard? It would make sense, since I can't imagine ANYONE really being that incredibly stupid in real life (or fictional life, as the case may be).
Review By [Cutiepie] • Date [15 Oct 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "London the Vampire Slayer" from JediKnight
Very interesting job on the new chapter, I hope you'll add more soon.

-Why does Dracula alway go to London?
Comments from author:
Is that a joke about Dracula and London??? If it is I doff my cap to you sir for I never would have thought of that. I hope I can get the last chapter done on this one too... I want to have at least some of my recent projects completed so I can go back to work on older ideas.
Review By [JediKnight] • Date [15 Oct 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "London the Vampire Slayer" from Doodle
Hahahahahaha!! A FIVE YEAR OLD killed Dracula!! So funny!!

Excellent story.
Review By [Doodle] • Date [14 Oct 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "London the Vampire Slayer" from ScorpioP
Oy! This is such utter crack, and so funny it's scary. LONDON TIPTON as a Slayer?? I mean, she's just so mind-boggingly stupid that she'd do more damage than the vampires! I cringe at the thought, I really and truly do.

And just what is the other curse on Mr. Tipton?
Comments from author:
The curse of not being allowed to spend any time with his daughter or show true affection for her otherwise something majorly bad will happen to him... Just not sure what the bad thing could be.
Review By [ScorpioP] • Date [14 Oct 10] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "That's So Suite Life On Deck" from Gideon
So is London a code black becasue she might outshop Buffy?
Review By [Gideon] • Date [19 Sep 10] • Rating [7 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Cruising Along" from (Past Donor)Glendon
Disney meets Council. You do realize this is a very sick concept right? Ya, I thought so. This must be completed. I can just imagine London being 10 times worse then Buffy ever was, and the Queen of Slayers having so much trouble trying not to kill the girl.
Review By [(Past Donor)Glendon] • Date [10 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "That's So Suite Life On Deck" from JediKnight
Very funny job on the story so far, I hope you'll add more soon.
Review By [JediKnight] • Date [10 Sep 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "That's So Suite Life On Deck" from Eureka
Oh sweet niblets! (To use a phrase...from another Disney show.) So why would London be a code Black?
Review By [Eureka] • Date [9 Sep 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "That's So Suite Life On Deck" from Bobboky
Review By [Bobboky] • Date [9 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Cruising Along" from Cutiepie
Whoo hoo! Cotton candy crack! This is great fun. I had to give up cable TV over 2 years ago (stupid bills), but I saw enough Disney Channel before then that I can practically see this happening. Can't wait to "see" what happens next.
Review By [Cutiepie] • Date [9 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Cruising Along" from (Current Donor)mmooch
Oh geez, London as a Slayer? I can see it now; she only uses designer stakes carved by Ty Pennington or Bob Villa or the like. Her swords have their own outfits that match. Oww, my head is hurting now trying to think of other things she'd do.
Review By [(Current Donor)mmooch] • Date [8 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Cruising Along" from Eureka
Oh boy...London a SLAYER? I can see her slaying sales, but to pick up anything to defeat a vamp or demon..."But....I might break a nail! WHAAA" Can't wait to see how this comes out.
Oh, what's with Emma?
Review By [Eureka] • Date [8 Sep 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
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