I think this would be more along the lines of Booger from revenge of the nerds.

Fantastic! Can't say I've ever read anything quite like this, and probably won't again. Good job.

Outrageous fun.

Funny hope that you do a spin-off/sequel for it.
Long live the Nerd

I reply with an almighty huh?

The guy is pretty much cult, so I doubt a lot of people in wider circles know about him much... just Google for "The Angry Video Game Nerd" and watch a few of his videos, etc. Beware though, some really inventive potty mouth free-for-all rants may be offensive to those well-meaning folks.

Angry Video Game Nerd FTW!!!!!!!

as AVGN would say: "FUCK YEAH!"

Was that the Angry Videogame Nerd?

yep.... AVGN made "real" so to speak.

THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD?!?!?! Wow, just when you think you've seen everything. There's a fine line between genius and insanity and you sir just blew that line up with an F-Bomb.

thanks... :) I literally wrote this up during a semi-drunken stupor last night before going to bed. The guy's pretty much an underground cult legend to some of us that were actually exposed to his brand of humor a few years back. I'm surprised as hell that a few people here know him enough to recognize the F-bomb reference. Hope Mr. Rolfe doesn't take offense that I wrote a fanfic abt his character while I was drunk, but I think he'll get the irony of that statement while his legendary cult alter ego downs a caseload of rolling rock in disbelief.

I was almost tempted to put a scene in where Xander as AVGN summons Super Mecha Death Christ 4.0 beta (bitch) to rain ungodly hell on Glory and the First.

An AVGN crossover. That was totally unexpected. Nice.

you got it... All Hail the NERD! Happy Halloween!

Jodi?

Nope.... it's AVGN... short for Angry Video Game Nerd. Google the guy and be prepared for a lot of profanity that's so funny that it's unholy as he reviews retro games that suck ass...