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Review of chapter "Vamp Smackers" from Harry
Review:
Now THESE are weapons that can clean up Vamps big time. Request permission to use them in Code Ragnarok!
Comments from author:
Will arrive on schedule along with holy water blister rounds and incendiaries ...refer to chapters of "The Holy War Industry" in "Code Ragnarök - Battlefront"
Review By [Harry] • Date [13 May 13] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "NCIS and CSI Labs" from Harry
Review:
Suggestion: The next time someone gets the bright idea to let Abbie do a PSA. SHOOT HIM!
Comments from author:
Either that or give her a script to follow.
Review By [Harry] • Date [13 May 13] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Ghostbusters" from Harry
Review:
*Don't get caught alone oh no!* Now this, THIS is superb! *GHOSTBUSTERS!*
Comments from author:
They could be so useful in a bunch of fandoms.
Review By [Harry] • Date [11 May 13] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Densi-Skull" from Harry
Review:
That is one way to make sure you don't loose your head, or get a busted skull.
Comments from author:
Hopefully it at least cut down on the number of concussions.
Review By [Harry] • Date [11 May 13] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Portals ‘R Us" from Harry
Review:
Nice way to take care of Glory. And don't forget some form of deodorant. Helps to make sure that you can't be tracked by smell.
Comments from author:
Glory probably would like the squid planet.
Review By [Harry] • Date [11 May 13] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Hickory Stakes" from Harry
Review:
And they make a great way to spice up your BBQ when you are done with them!
Comments from author:
I think I'd be a little grossed out by re-using stakes that way. I'd prefer using fresh ones.
Review By [Harry] • Date [11 May 13] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Soul Glue" from Harry
Review:
Very interesting idea! That is one way to make sure nothing happens to ones soul.
Comments from author:
And you gotta admit that Angel desperately needs this for his slippery soul.
Review By [Harry] • Date [11 May 13] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Vamp Smackers" from (Current Donor)mmooch
Review:
Definitely like the last Announcer bit at the end. Very chuckle-worthy!
Comments from author:
Yeah, but is Remington Arms gonna sue me for this one? Prolly shoulda put that in the disclaimer...so what's next in the lineup?
Review By [(Current Donor)mmooch] • Date [27 Apr 13] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Soul Glue" from DarthTenebrus
Review:
Oh, here's another one, one of Cordyfan's stories provided the inspiration for this one, and also you could use it as a crossover with Underworld...

When you have a shitload of vamps and you have to thin out the crowd before moving in with your brand new Hickory Stake, or when you just don't feel like letting them ruin your new blouse, Slayer, use the latest and greatest from Remington...

*cutscene, random graveyard, lone Slayer against a hundred vampires or so, she just pulls out a pistol or rifle and loads a magazine filled with blue glowing bullets, looks to the camers and smirks*

Vamp Smackers!

They're the new rounds just released for use by the general public and law enforcement when that rogue vamp just won't behave, with blisters filled with an ultraviolet-irradiated fluid that ruptures upon entering the body and releasing it into the bloodstream.

*Slayer opens fire on crowd of suckheads, and each one shot begins to glow blue and twist in agony before he or she disintegrates. Slayer's magazine goes empty, and she looks at chamber and shrugs. Mag is ejected, then she pulls out another clip and looks at the bullets with orange paint on the tips*

They also come in incendiaries...

*Tracer mag is inserted into weapon and she starts shooting, each hit turns a vamp into glowing ash that blows away on the breeze. Last one dies and the Slayer turns to the camera, pulls the mag and shows the bullets*

SMACK!!! No more vamp...and you never even had to touch him...

Yeah? What do you think about that one? Cordyfan's idea for the rounds, so thank her...I just turned it into this advertisement...

Reply, 27APR2013: OK, chapter and commercial posted, with only a slight modification to the text...enjoy!
Comments from author:
I love those vamp smackers and the stories they come from. Just changed the collection so it's open to other authors. Feel free to post your commercial if you want.
Review By [DarthTenebrus] • Date [27 Apr 13] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "NCIS and CSI Labs" from DianeCastle
Review:
The first one is still the best one, but you should continue this when the muse strikes.

If you're looking for more material, may I suggest "Herbert West, Re-animator" by H.P. Lovecraft? It was turned into a couple movies of dubious relation to the original story, but what the hey. "Loved ones shot through the heart? Girl you spent all day rescuing just keels over anyway? That someone special goes into a permanent magical coma? Then you should call Herbert West and Associates!"

Or there's always Torchwood. "Need to say that heartfelt goodbye to that special loved one just murdered by Bringers? Need to find out where Aunt Edna left that pesky will? Or maybe you need ninety seconds of life to cast that spell on your murderer who flayed you alive! Well, that's why you need the Ronco Resurrection Glove(tm)!"
Comments from author:
I've opened the story for other authors, so feel free to add this commercial if you want.
Review By [DianeCastle] • Date [26 Apr 13] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "NCIS and CSI Labs" from DarthTenebrus
Review:
"Soul Glue", that was funny as shit! Loved that one...

"Hickory Stakes" was about half as funny but still got a laugh out of me.

"Portals 'R' Us" had an element of silliness that provided the comedy, while Glorificus shrugging and going with it when she got ported over to yogapatopia or wherever that is was a nice touch...at least it got her out of humanity's way.

"Dens-R-Skull" was pretty funny with the whole uncharacteristic bashing heads together between Xander and Giles, but the others kinda went progressively downhill from there. Case in point...was the whole Abby Babble supposed to be funny, or was she simply emulating Willow? Where's the connection? Where's the humor?

Ah, perhaps the forthcoming ficart can make up for what was lost in the dialogue...
Comments from author:
The NCIS one is a total disconnect from the others, which is why I altered the title of the collection. I'm not sure who babbles more, Willow or Abby, but they are both champion babblers. The point of the NCIS commercial was to point out the impossibility of what they can do on their shows, financially and technically-speaking.
Review By [DarthTenebrus] • Date [26 Apr 13] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Hickory Stakes" from EricJablow
Review:
What about the grips?
Comments from author:
I like the shop class where you dip tools into the rubber covering stuff. Did you ever do that at your school? I wonder if it would work on wood.
Review By [EricJablow] • Date [26 Apr 13] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Pace-Creator" from (Recent Donor)jcon
Review:
A 3 snicker review!
Comments from author:
Glad it made you snicker.
Review By [(Recent Donor)jcon] • Date [12 Mar 12] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Ghostbusters" from WillowRosenberg
Review:
Suggestion:
Check out my Flangst story--last chapter. You'll see Buffylicious Bubblegum.
Comments from author:
LOL. Funny.
Review By [WillowRosenberg] • Date [30 Mar 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ghostbusters" from (Past Donor)KieriToews
Review:
Too funny. A classic for sure.
Comments from author:
They could even work in the Supernatural'verse.
Review By [(Past Donor)KieriToews] • Date [17 Mar 11] • Not Rated
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