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Review of chapter "Chapter 2" from Velocityshade
Review:
Dude, this is going to be the end of the world. Hah, for each ork you kill you get a thousand more. By now it's already impossible to stop the infestation. Pretty soon the Orks will be anihilating the entire demon population, and slaughtering soldiers. You do realize that at a low estimate in terms of power, the lasgun releases at least 2 to 3 megajoules. To compare, a combat shotgun delivers 700 kilojoules at point blank. Shotguns are known for the massive amount of energy they release. Plus lasguns have penetrating power. Lasguns are nicknamed flashlights in 40k. This is going to be a moment where the military is screaming "OH GOD, OUR BULLETS DO NOTHING." Hell, the average sword does nothing. There is a reason why Space Marines use power swords, because even with their crazy insane strength, it's just not enough. Yeah...you are crazy. Hell Orks screw the laws of reality to create and use any kind of tech they get their hands on. Good luck trying to steal Ork guns...because they run on nonsensolium (belief). Half the time they don't even have a firing mechanism, just a trigger, barrel, and magazine.

You sir, are an evil bastard. But an awesome one. If you pull out the stops, the Scoobies can put up a pretty good fight for a tiny little planet, but the only way I can see this going is the Orks defeating the combined defenses of Earth and Demonkind and slaughtering everyone. Of course, you could always have Wolfram and Hart bring in demonic armies from other dimensions, possibly have your main characters flee to another world/dimension. That would be entertaining, but really the best the Scoobies can hope for is to escape or make a heroic last stand.
Review By [Velocityshade] • Date [31 May 11] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter 2" from Genuka
Review:
interesting.... I'm unfamiliar with Warhammer but I think I'll watch this any way.
Review By [Genuka] • Date [25 May 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter 2" from SCIfilover
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Are you expecting me to believe a slayer of all things could kill an Ork? Sorry but I simply can't believe such a thing. Orks kill Space marines, Eldar, Tau, Tyranids and yet here you have an Ork fall to a slayer and worst of all Buffy of all people. If Buffy ends up defeating the Ork menace via witch powers from Willow; I apologize in advance but I will flame this story like no tomorrow.
Comments from author:
Think about it this way, what did the ork survive? Pike wielded by someone who can pick up and throw a car (if they can find the balance) being smacked into the side of the head and neck halfway through where our spinal cord is, A large axe in the other side of the face again halfway through its head. A wooden stake 8 inches long shoved through its forehead and deep into its brain. Right arm cut off, a sword thrown into its throat where the adam's apple on us would be. The pike shoved into its stomach deeply then torn upwards through the sternum and ribs and out again. Hamstringed. A sword tearing deep through its belly from side to side. A knife slash in its left arm on the wrist cutting through where our nerves controlling the hand are. The axe doing a scythe-on-Caleb in the opposite direction cutting the head in half down the middle and being stuck in the neck, haft sticking out, as the killing blow and for the next 10 seconds continuing to try and kill her. Then think about her damage- loads of cracks ribs, broken shoulderblade and pelvis from being smacked on floor. Head smashed by a punch so concussion, cranial damage and jaw and skull fracture, arms and legs bashed bruised and cut beyond anything she's met and loads of other assorted injuries. The way i've done it, about the only thing worse a slayers had to fight hand to hand is The Beast from Ats Season 4. And sorry but I don't think a single young Kommando Ork is on the same scale as The Beast... All the BtVS Big Bads have either taken less effort or been taken out by magic or explosives.
Review By [SCIfilover] • Date [23 May 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from JoeB
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They should nuke the town from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Review By [JoeB] • Date [23 May 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from thesithspawn
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I'm not sure how to react to this chapter.
Orks are extremely pernicious by WH40k standards (which are exceedingly high by everyone else's) and you've made their spores even more so. I think that Earth's time or rather humanity's is nigh.

I'll wait for the coming chapters but rendering judgement on this.
Review By [thesithspawn] • Date [20 May 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from eriktheviking
Review:
A very well written look into the origins of the Orks in Sunnydale.
Comments from author:
thanks
Review By [eriktheviking] • Date [19 May 11] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from SCIfilover
Review:
Friend, there is a category for Warhammer 40k on this website that you should have placed your story under - http://www.tthfanfic.org/Category-3-5629/Warhammer+40+000.htm . I want to see a massive Waaaaaagh that will shake the very ground and cause all the humans of Sunnydale to either evacuate Sunnydale or die. It will be awesome to read about the President of the US and news channels using Orks codexes bought from GW as intel to understand the Green Tide. GW having their Ork background info getting sold-out.

More Chapters! Faster Update!!!!
Comments from author:
Hellmouth has changed them, and I couldn't just give all their weaknesses to everyone unfortunately. So the 'Ork' on Halloween was the writer doing the Orks race for his mates to start making the 40kverse stuff in the Buffyverse timeline rather than gamesworkshop.
Review By [SCIfilover] • Date [19 May 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Omegaprime
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Oh boy Ethan and Xander really did it this time and now Buffy and co, without Xander, are going to have to deal with it.

Keep up the interesting work because I want to see how this FUBAR'd situation can get any worse (if that's even possible?).

But don't forget the disclaimer for this story.


Edit: Oh my, now that I reread it I now realize that it could've been anyone wearing that costume.

So that means that poor Xander is in for a horrible, crazy and fun (for us) ride.
Comments from author:
Whoever said it was Xander? and Angel just assumes its a demon hes never seen, the scoobies dont even know yet...
Review By [Omegaprime] • Date [18 May 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Frardowin
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The funny thing is, that when the mek boyz start popin out, the Orks willl be more technologically advanced that anyone on earth.

They just wont know how they are.

I just love Ork tech.
Comments from author:
i know, i'm gonna severly down-grade the number of meks and doks that pop out, they will come out but chances of being 1 are bout 1/1,000,000 instead of 1/100 or 1/1,000. Can't wait for Gargants to stomp down New Yorks main streets though, well funny :) But think, they wont have even a half of the materials used to build stuff in 40K, how will that effect everything?
Review By [Frardowin] • Date [18 May 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from CPTSkip
Review:
Oh my! Now this was a nasty Helloween aftermath! I wonder how effective modern weapons will be against Orks? Great start, I hope there will be more.
Comments from author:
Think lasguns until you start getting to stronger ordinance, A Bolter is about the same deadliness as a modern tank shell, but with just a bit less concussive force to the shot. Remember how many bolter shots it takes to put an ork down? uh oh...
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [18 May 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Mcspender
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Dem Boyz are in de Hellmout'!. Dis is gonna be a WAAAAAAAAAGH to remembar!!.
Kool chappie, see ya!!!.

PS: Teheheheh!!!. Sorry, the green boyz are my favorite faction in 40k =)!.
Review By [Mcspender] • Date [18 May 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from michaelangelo
Review:
Dude! you forgot your disclaimer. I do so hope to see more of the chaos that only da Ork Boyz and Runtz can create.
Comments from author:
thanks, just slapped it up without remembering that.
Review By [michaelangelo] • Date [18 May 11] • Rating [5 out of 10]
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