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Death to Sparkle-Pires!

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Review of chapter "Report" from Blackguard
Review:
On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the worst possible score and 10 being the best. I would have to rank this as easily a 15.75
Although to be fair, vampires do sparkle in the sunlight, for the 1.28 seconds it takes them to burst into flame.
Review By [Blackguard] • Date [13 Jan 12] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Report" from DorothyGralow
Review:
Oh thank you, that was so funny and so, so, necessary. I will have to print this out and frame it for future reading pleasure. Though I do admit to a secret enjoyment of the Sparkle-Pires.
Review By [DorothyGralow] • Date [4 Dec 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Report" from (Current Donor)SusanAnthony
Review:
I LOVED this! Sooooo wished this had happened in the movies!
Review By [(Current Donor)SusanAnthony] • Date [26 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Report" from ahindle
Review:
crack fic! loved it!!
Comments from author:
Thanks :D
Review By [ahindle] • Date [11 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Report" from (Recent Donor)SamuraiCatFan
Review:
I still say the Death Star-just to be absolutely sure.

As part of the forum discussion on this, I just have to say, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Comments from author:
Death Star: I know "there's no such thing as overkill, just 'fire' and 'reload'", but this comes awfully close :o

:D You're welcome.
Review By [(Recent Donor)SamuraiCatFan] • Date [10 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Discovery" from Greywizard
Review:
How can someone NOT like this collection? ;-)

The only time vampires should sparkle is when they're igniting. ;-)
Comments from author:
So very true :D
Review By [Greywizard] • Date [10 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Report" from AbscondingCascade
Review:
My moral compass is still pointing to north, yet I condone the deaths of the two living beings ... I think either it needs to be checked or that they deserved to die....

...After much thought I choose option 2, as Vampires. Do. Not. Sparkle! :) Now in thanks for this a song that sums up my feelings on what should be done to the sparkling eldritch horrors that are the twilight leaches - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOqn8FxuyFs
Comments from author:
They deserved to die! That's it, end of story. [muse nods firmly in agreement, then wanders off because she found some sparkle-pire bits sparkling in the sun...]
Review By [AbscondingCascade] • Date [10 Nov 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Report" from Morgomir
Review:
Very funny and follows my own opinions. Keep up the good work.
Comments from author:
Thanks :D
Review By [Morgomir] • Date [10 Nov 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Report" from theraceskong
Review:
That was awesome! Thanks for the great laugh.
Comments from author:
You're welcome :D
Review By [theraceskong] • Date [10 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Report" from calikocat
Review:
*snort* XD
Comments from author:
[snickers] :D
Review By [calikocat] • Date [10 Nov 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Report" from winddancer
Review:
Funny, a little rough to follow but very cute.
Comments from author:
Thanks :D
Review By [winddancer] • Date [10 Nov 11] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Report" from texaswookie
Review:
when's the sequel come out?
Comments from author:
[Looks around wildly] There's a sequel?!
Review By [texaswookie] • Date [10 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Report" from Wrytergrrrl
Review:
That. Was. Awesome!
I'm so glad Edward and Bella bit it before the Scoobies realized they were killing "vegetarian" sparkle-pires. Those two are so freaking annoying.
This story was hilarious. I will be reading it again when I'm having a bad day, just to brighten things up a bit.
Bravo!
Comments from author:
Well, I needed to get rid of emo-boy and zero-girl, but felt bad about offing the rest of them. Well, maybe Carlisle for actually turning EB & ZG.
Review By [Wrytergrrrl] • Date [10 Nov 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Report" from MarcusRowland
Review:
And there was much rejoicing...
Comments from author:
Xander loads the clay pigeon machine, Spike yells 'pull', and seconds later the sparkle-pire fragments are even smaller.
Review By [MarcusRowland] • Date [10 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Discovery" from ShalaDakiri
Review:
This was inspired by the conversation in the forums, wasn't it?
Comments from author:
What can I say? You all got into my head and had a party!
Review By [ShalaDakiri] • Date [10 Nov 11] • Not Rated
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