On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the worst possible score and 10 being the best. I would have to rank this as easily a 15.75 Although to be fair, vampires do sparkle in the sunlight, for the 1.28 seconds it takes them to burst into flame.
Review By [Blackguard] • Date [13 Jan 12] • Not Rated
Oh thank you, that was so funny and so, so, necessary. I will have to print this out and frame it for future reading pleasure. Though I do admit to a secret enjoyment of the Sparkle-Pires.
Review By [DorothyGralow] • Date [4 Dec 11] • Not Rated
My moral compass is still pointing to north, yet I condone the deaths of the two living beings ... I think either it needs to be checked or that they deserved to die....
...After much thought I choose option 2, as Vampires. Do. Not. Sparkle! :) Now in thanks for this a song that sums up my feelings on what should be done to the sparkling eldritch horrors that are the twilight leaches - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOqn8FxuyFs
Comments from author:
They deserved to die! That's it, end of story. [muse nods firmly in agreement, then wanders off because she found some sparkle-pire bits sparkling in the sun...]
Review By [AbscondingCascade] • Date [10 Nov 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
That. Was. Awesome! I'm so glad Edward and Bella bit it before the Scoobies realized they were killing "vegetarian" sparkle-pires. Those two are so freaking annoying. This story was hilarious. I will be reading it again when I'm having a bad day, just to brighten things up a bit. Bravo!
Comments from author:
Well, I needed to get rid of emo-boy and zero-girl, but felt bad about offing the rest of them. Well, maybe Carlisle for actually turning EB & ZG.
Review By [Wrytergrrrl] • Date [10 Nov 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
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