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Review of chapter "Chapter One" from superfan
Review:
So right!!

Also.. What if Harry turned out to be gay?
Review By [superfan] • Date [28 Sep 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from leb
Review:
this was a good story
Review By [leb] • Date [9 Mar 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Iamthewalrus
Review:
Would kinda suck for their plan if Harry came back as a ghost
Review By [Iamthewalrus] • Date [22 Dec 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Vilkath
Review:
A pretty decent idea up until the end of the story. First off a life debt, a shakey one at that, stopped Voldemort from killing anyone. So why can pretty much anyone in the wizarding world, let alone Ron in particular kill Harry when they all owe him their lives several times over by the final books? Even if you ignore that BS the part where they all got away with the crime is the most unbelievable bit. A dozen, a hundred or what ever boys cast the killing curse and no one noticed such a huge green glow? The girls all just missed every male in the castle sneaking off to kill Harry?

Then the worst of it all is Ron and Draco are perhaps the two biggest loud mouths in all of hogwarts. To say that they kept a secret well enough to get away with their betrayl ruined any credability the idea orginaly had. I know it was supposed to be a crack fic, but there is crack and then there is OMG crack. Frankly I expected their allaince to fall apart after the fact and the world crash around them or something funny like that. Both of them put into Azkaban to be the playthings of the bigger inmates or something.

The idea also happens to ignore how the heck Harry could be killed by some one else, if Voldemort is still imortal some how. Meh I had high hopes given the stories the author mentioned inspiring this idea but it's no better than any those super harry harem fics. In fact it's worse than most because it still ends with Draco and Ron getting some.
Review By [Vilkath] • Date [3 Dec 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from LordCorwin
Review:
;this is just so totally wrong wrong wrong .... You can't just kill Harry like that ... This demands he come back and shag the hell out of all of them..... after another prophesy is uttered .. or better yet, after they left, .. yes .. another prophesy is uttered and harry does come back ... Ooo .. i like it.
Review By [LordCorwin] • Date [30 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from TharzZzDunN
Review:
Utterly bonkers, still I have to admit I have never read anything like it before.
Just one thing though, with that much energy around a single event what would the odds be of Harry coming back as a ghost or a vengeful poltergeist, hmmm?
Review By [TharzZzDunN] • Date [30 Nov 11] • Rating [7 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from snidget
Review:
Yes, that sounds like teenage boys to me. Funny story, thank you
Review By [snidget] • Date [29 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from tenchifew
Review:
Hilarious.
Review By [tenchifew] • Date [28 Nov 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Geyer
Review:
Excellent antidote to the harem stories! Er, not that I read those stories or have any idea what you're talking about. (Looks around guiltily to make sure nobody has noticed.) Glad to see that Harry was able to advance the cause of inter-House unity so effectively before his tragic demise, and Ron and Draco obviously have great careers ahead of them.
Review By [Geyer] • Date [27 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from CPTSkip
Review:
On the Crackfic scale of 1 to 10 this story is a 13.7649. Great fun and I enjoyed the giggles.
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [27 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Oakheart
Review:
Oohh... that was just... Hilarious! I can just see the behind-the-scenes Hufflepuff Collective debating over whether or not to support Harry in this, as the two proactive males in the student body reached their own independent accord... They're just lucky that Colin Creevy didn't hear the prophesy.

SD
Review By [Oakheart] • Date [26 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from silasd
Review:
“AVADA KEDAVRA!”

Roared all together from over a hundred throats at once, the Killing Curse blasted towards the center of the clearing, so powerful that instead of being its usual sickly green color, the overwhelming death spell was a ray of purest emerald which instantly ended the life of its target.

--*-- --*-- --*--

Then a series of sounds were heard in quick succession. First there were resounding clangs like dozens of iron bells all struck at once. This was quickly followed by a series of sharp twangs resembling guitar strings snapping, and then the sharp reports of many balloons popping.

Finally, there was a muted clattering as a hundred wands fell to the ground.

And Harry Potter had a hundred new lightning-bolt-shaped scars covering his entire body.

P.S. All of the students' magic was transferred to Harry, who then became the most powerful wizard ever. He easily defeated Voldemort, and ended up with a huge harem after all. He lived for centuries, had more kids than anybody could count, and loved every minute of it. Because Harry Stu is the Hero, and attempting to thwart a prophecy is risky business.
Comments from author:
Oooo, I like it!
Review By [silasd] • Date [26 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from (Recent Donor)jcon
Review:
snicker. very good indeed!
Review By [(Recent Donor)jcon] • Date [26 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from theamazi
Review:
holy shit this is terrible
Review By [theamazi] • Date [25 Nov 11] • Rating [1 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from ephiny
Review:
Usually I don't like stories where Ron betrays Harry, but this was too funny. Awesome!
Review By [ephiny] • Date [25 Nov 11] • Rating [9 out of 10]
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