MENSCH Lyrics (w/apologies in advance, especially to Steve Martin and Martin Mull)

It's great to be on a ship with mensch
And sail across the sea-o
We don't know where we'll land or when
But it's great to be with mensch

'Cause mensch can sweat and mensch can stink
And no one seems to care-o
We'll throw the dishes in the sink
And clog the sink with hair-o (Lockon! Lockon!)

Mensch, mensch, mensch, it's a ship all filled with mensch
So batten down the ladies room,
There's no one here but mensch

There's mensch above, there's mensch below
There's mensch down in the galley
there's Mitch and Dave and Jim and Bob
And one guy we call Sally

Mensch, mensch, mensch, it's a ship all filled with mensch
You'll never have to lift the seat
There's no one here but mensch

We're mensch and friends until the ends
And none of us are sissies
At night we'll sleep in separate bunks
And blow each other kissies (*gasp*)

Mensch, mensch, mensch, it's a ship all filled with mensch
So throw your rubbers overboard
There's no one here but mensch

Ahhhhhhhh Mennnnnnsch!!

So....I guess Raven's not gonna have a little sister or brother soon, since you had the Gnobblehyne eat her dad (at least according to the DC Universe version I saw in the Teen Titans cartoon)? Awesome! Can only imagine the kind of fun this kind of horror can bring!

:D

Interesting and makes a person wonder what other critters might be revealed in the future.

Very silly but didn't see Xeno coming, I was expecting Harry. :)

Thanks for sharing

Odd, but very enjoyable. And somehow, it actually seems almost canon for Lovegood.

sweet

snicker. Yeah I can see a Lovegood looking to preserve an endangered species like that. I mean Hellgods are a dime a dozen. So what will Hagrid think of the beastie.

"Och, Xeno, ain't she a cutie? Here, lassie, lassie, lassie--"

CRUNCH!

"Spirited beastie, I gotter say! Lemme fix her up a nice nest, after I reattach me hand, o' course. Eats hellgods, yer tellin' me? That food's kinder rare in these here parts, but I wonder if we could persuade her to nibble on You-Know-Who anyways. Still worth a try, mate "

Congratulations! Thanks for getting me to 3,000 reviews!

I'll admit it, I laughed. Didn't expect Xenophilius, but a Lovegood in that situation, especially mixed with an eldritch horror, makes perfect sense!

Definitely crackfic, but very funny anyway - especially Buffy's last line! :)

Great work, and I look forward to seeing what you come up with in 2012! Have a great New Year!

Xenophilius the Godd-killer carrier... I wonder if he can see the reality of things himself. Well, at least there is a boarding school at which the tentacled thing can go and play.

Haha awesome. We will we get a sequel with Luna and the baby?

Okay... That was seriously weird :D Fun, but weird.

Thought I would help you get a little closer to your goal :)

Really quite humerous, but I do not want to think about any offspring that might combine aspects of Glory and Trigon as thats rather shudderworthy.

That was definitely one of the weirder stories I ever read.