(The angel continued to stare at her intensely. "You are no ordinary woman, Becky Rosen. You do not know this, but your father was actually an angel… an archangel. Your father was Gabriel." )--- Hahahahaha. Oh God. Can't Breathe.
Castiel: Becky, only YOUR love can save Sam from the EEEEEVIIIIIL demonic jezebel named Faith (who is EEEEEVIIIIL) and help him repair his sacred bond with Dean! Go forth and save him with the immense power of your love.
Becky: YEEEES! I mean, okay....
Love how crack-y this whole thing is.
Comments from author:
Glad you liked it, because it was all your fault. It's probably best not to put evil ideas in my head. I'm very impressionable ;-)
This is probably one of the best parodies I've ever read. This Samlicker person must be just chortling in her chair after putting together this masterpiece....
What do you mean she was serious?
In all honesty I meant what I said. Only replace Samlicker with your name. Though I do have to also go and bleach my brain
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comments from author:
Thanks :-) That was cringe worthy, wasn't it? Glad you enjoyed.
OMG this is awesome! I laughed so hard! What a genius idea writing from Becky's POV. I can't get over it.
Comments from author:
It was a reviewers idea actually. I need to ask them if they want credit for this craziness. Wasn't sure they'd want their name attached to such an atrocity. Thanks for reviewing :-)
Review By [airythia] • Date [4 Jan 12] • Not Rated
Oh, eugh! I have to go bleach my brain now. I thought Becky was a deplorable character in canon, this is... *shudders*
*ponders*
Actually, Becky would make an interesting character to lock in a room with Andrew... and they'd be a fitting punishment for each other if the Chosen Two ever found out about Becky's tricking the boys into attending that con that one time...
Comments from author:
You mean you didn't think Becky's story was romantic and realistic? LOL. Yes on the brain bleach. As the writer, I should probably take a full-body bleach bath.
Ummm...that was...interesting. I think you had all the warnings in! I giggled all the way through. It must have been such fun to write, and totally in keeping with how Becky is on the show. Thank you. (Please don't do it again! :))
Comments from author:
Re: Thank you. (Please don't do it again! :))
Bahaha... that's awesome! Sums it up perfectly. Don't worry, I don't plan to. You can only look into the abyss for so long ;-)
Review By [JohannaMK] • Date [4 Jan 12] • Not Rated
This is the most wonderfully cringeworthy crack... emphasis on the 'cringeworthy'. It's like... I don't have a 'what it's like'. It just is, and it was terrifying.
Plus, my giggling frightened the dog.
Comments from author:
Poor doggie :-( I squicked myself if that makes you feel better. Thank God that's out of my system.