Fantastic. This made me giggle uncontrollably.

Well, I do enjoy it when my stories make people laugh. Thanks for reading and reviewing.

Love this.

I'm glad you do. Thanks for reading and reviewing.

Oh, the prank wars. Poor poor James and Poor poor Spike and Giles. The victems of all those pranks. Oz would be a co-conspirator on said pranks even if it was just a non verbal word stated in it.

Got it in one, dear. *grins* Thanks for reviewing.

*cackles* Yep Xander and House would be a deadly combination of snark. The only thing worse would be the smack down between House vs Cordy.

My sentiments exactly. Thanks for reviewing.

PS: Your House/Cordy idea would make a great story. *thoughtful*

I loved this so much! I can't believe how much you were able to comfortably put in such a small piece!

This story was written in answer to a challenge for which I was specifically asked to write short stories, so I'm pleased to hear that you didn't think I put too much information in a too short story.

Thanks for reviewing.

..... Yeah, there is reasons I usually don't read anything under 1000 words. This reminded me of why.

Your story summary and disclaimers are half your story.

Twisting the Hellmouth actually shows a word count in the stats that's very close to the word count of the actual story. When a story is posted here, the site automatically deducts the words in the disclaimer and A/N, for example. I believe you can find that information in the FAQ section of this site.

Unlike some authors I want any and all readers to know exactly what they're getting into when they start reading my stories. Yes, Twisting the Hellmouth allows me to tick a few general boxes such as slash, story and crossover, but it doesn't allow me to add specific information such as incest, spoilers or possible dark content such as character death, torture or rape.

I'm sorry that you apparently find it so tedious that I inform possible readers very well about my stories, but I have no intention of ever receiving a flame or warning, because I couldn't be bothered to write down a few simple notes.

I was not aware that House was misogynistic? Although I can certainly imagine him dismissing all of them for one reason or another, rather than just their gender.

Did House seem misogynistic to you? Because that was not my intention. Like you said: I do see him dismissing the girls and Giles for one reason or another, rather than being dismissive based on their gender.

Thanks for reviewing.

Snarks galore! Though, in Xander's defense, his wit and sarcasm are Cordelia Chase-honed. House's is just natural.

Good point. Like any other skill, sarcasm needs to be honed to perfection. Thanks for reviewing.

Poor Wilson... lovely story though.

He'll just have to deal with it. Thanks for reviewing.