*dies laughing*

ooooh *heeeee* oh that was good! *snerk*

If you're planning another part to this, may I make a suggestion?

I'd like to see the following rules:


* Rule #06: If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

* Rule #15: Only you can prevent Friendly Fire. (It has also been observed: "Ask politely before firing into someone else's Charlie Foxtrot")

* Rule #16: Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.

* Rule #30: A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you’ll go.

* Rule #34: If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.

And Maude tried so hard to teach Ezra #30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go. And #31. Only cheaters prosper. :-)

Excellent use of the rules. Personally, I think rule 6 is my favorite. If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

bravo! i had been missing me some seven action! *hands you scones*

Thank ye kindly ;)

Fun applications.

Ta :)

Enjoyable story. Rule 37 has always been my favorite and rule 27 goes well with it.

37. There is no ‘overkill.’ There is only ‘open fire’ and ‘I need to reload.’
27. Don’t be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.

37 is my personal fave too just couldn't come up with a quick drabble - it would have to be total crack! :)

This is just what I needed after tanking my driving test. Thanks.

(The first thing I did was run over the curb on the way out of the parking lot. I have never run over a curb in my life.)

Bummer, although for the record all the best people fail at least once (ahem) :)