OK...so Harry doesn't name his youngest heir after Dumbledore and Snape in the universe where Harry Potter is real. Joy. We still get to suffer, ya know!

;P

Another brilliant chapter!

Spiderman, before he announced his real identity to the world.

Xander's a grown-up

:P

So...Human Pinata Day One is three Harry Potter characters, including Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore? Ohhhh...things are only going to get crazier from here!

;P

Xander, that's what happens when you don't pay close attention to yourself. You start out a Liberal Rebel and end up a Conservative Stick-in-the-mud.

--'{@

So first-ever "guests"
Were Snape, Harry, Dumbledore?
Funny cameos.

Oh, come *ON*! We've got to see more Dumbledore Beating!!!

Oh come on! You can't leave off here! The first Human Pinata Day hasn't been described yet!

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Gotta hand it to Xander...beside the obvious blackmail moment, I am surprised he didn't make much of two attractive women being naked in his bed, especially since they're his oldest BFF and The Key/sister to the Queen Slayer. Maybe I'm a freak, but that kind of situation can't short circuit the primal "pretty females in sleeping spot!" reaction a straight man tends to have. Xander would box it away...but I'm sure it was a sight to see!

One note. It's VERY hard for a one-eyed man to wink.

No, it's easy for him to do it. It's just hard for others to tell he did that.

Great Chapter but I do not see Xander just blithely walking through his destroyed apartment take a few blackmale photos wake them and ask whats up basically. I have an Omake in my head I would try out on you if you like. It's not gore and goo, or a lot of curse words just and idea.

Go ahead, put it in a private review.

Naked Willow and Dawn? I'm suddenly REALLY liking this story.