This is one group that Mark is very happy to see going to the war. They know what its like to fight, and they know how to take care of business. Welcome to the Hellmouth Madam. May you and your soldiers find the glory in battle that you have been looking for.

thanks

I didn't get the title reference till the end. And I have only one thing to say: LOL! Ace, you are in TROUBLE!

*Sees the Sword of Omens drawn* THUNDER . . .THUNDER. . . THUNDER. . . THUNDERCATS HO! *Starts singing Thundercats Theme Song* Ahh, an old classic. Wish they would get into the Battle. Panthro would be having a FIELD DAY with all this tech around him!

For once, not so comedic as with previous entries, so it's a fresh perspective for Mark Brainerd...

Well done...but one wonders if perhaps Mark's job is starting to outlive its usefulness? Hate to see him get sent up to one of the fronts in this campaign ...maybe someone could take pity on him and give him a more fulfilling and thankful job in ISWC or the SGC.

Depends on POV. I suspect Coyote thought it was funny as hell.

Worse. My mind made a random connection to one of my one-shot crossovers in Red Witch's misfitverse on ff.net. One of the characters sees a coyote, but he had some genetic modifying drugs put into him and thinks it's a figment. And that he's nuts.. In a couple of my one shot adds to the series, the Coyote was seen by the Buffyverse, and the SG1 universe. In both cases, he annoyed the crap out of the bad guys. Well, in Sg1's case anyway. He freaked out the mini-slayers in the Buffyverse, and the character chased him all over town. Lance Alvers destroyed a building in sunlight which just happened to house vampires as he chased his figment/turned out to be real

I think he's planning to annoy the bad guys in this one too,

Why oh why do I think Coyote had something to do with that razor slipping from Mark's grip...

Or maybe he planted the 'need' to shave in Mark's mind in the first place... Yeah, that would be the trickster's style...

Who knows what goes through he mind of the trickster ? Not me, for sure...maybe not even him.

Okay, let me see, who would I add to this?

The Mountain Tigers/Keldara

and,

should the others be having REAL trouble,

Under the command of Skynet itself, an army of Terminators. I do believe that Skynet's original programming was to protect the US from all threats foreign and domestic. So why wouldn't it send Terminators to terminate the demons?

Poor Mark ...but that's how a typical day ends..

Loved it!

Oh no, I just had a thought...Code Ragnarök from the perspective of Dark Helmet the janitor ...as Charlie Brown would say, good grief!

Now /that/ was a major league skroobup.

I can't help thinking that Mel would probably approve. Kudos !

Nope, can't trust DH so far as he can be thrown by hand...

If he's kept under close guard by a witch or a mage he ain't going nowhere...;)

If they never return. Sg1 just got a jump in their defenses. As long as someone on board is competent enough to set up a repair base to keep the ship in combat order.

The Spaceballs crew couldn't escape Ragnarok ? Not even at "ludicrous speed" ??

And who, exactly, did O'Neill send to replace DH ?

reply from Rich : That might be fun. Of course, I'm kind of involved in "Battlefront" at the moment. (And with one or two exceptions, the Rangers seem to be almost the only people who are actually fighting at the moment. They don't mind but I'm starting to wonder where everyone else went.)

Right before the mutiny (indeed, it was a major contribution for this outbreak of mass rebellion), the Spaceball One scientific staff glumly discovered that in the Code Ragnarok universe, the axiom concisely phrased as "No matter how fast you are, trouble always gets there first and waits for you," REALLY applied here.

As for who O'Neill might appoint as captain for Earth's newest starship, well, there's got to be a lot of people from various dimensions who are quite qualified for the job and showed up groundside at the start of the war without their own spacecraft. It'd make a pretty good story for someone else to write, don't you think? (Hint, hint, to anyone else who's interested.)

Where's Lonestar and Princess Vespa,not to mention Ralf and Dottie.

For whatever reason you like, they won't be in this story.

May the Schwartz be with you....

Oh... and it sounds like the Swedish Chef just got his pantry restocked :D