*snicker* Poor Xander. I bet that Dawn's still going to try and make him her boyfriend. Then when the girls all find out about the x-ray vision there will be hell to pay.
Didn't Mrs. Summers get something from Ethans? Even if all it did was wake her up to what Buffy does each night and heal her tumor? I really want her tumor healed.
Ok, is Protonik a communist Russian super hero like the Red-Son? all capitalist this and decadent that. I googled his name and all I can find are vague hints about who he is, besides the links to something about bowel disorders or wireless communications. So who and what is Protonic? what are his powers? I noticed how he seems to have forgotten that old soviet era women came in two types, stunningly beautiful spies or hulking peasant women with mustaches.
EDIT: Mmmyeah, all I could find on him was a few pictures and he can fly, is invulnerable and has a penetrating vision? Superman lite? Sorry to be annoying but the character is so obscure it's only known in certain circles and not general knowledge like the X-Men. As a matter of fact Google searching my name seems to get more results.
Comments from author:
Protonik was originally a hero in the Meta-4 universe called Proletariat. Proleteraiat was a USSR state sponsored hero alongside Blazing Star, after Proletariat shook off his KGB programming in the mid-1980's he became Protonik. The KGB programming is to blame for his blindspot with women. Of course, when I explain more in the story later on you'll see why I chose Xander to be him instead of some of the other heroes I could have used.
Review By [michaelangelo] • Date [9 Feb 13] • Rating [8 out of 10]
I like! Nice start, especially when it is obscure heroes that the crew goes as. But for the curse to work, Xander must be wearing something from Ethan's shop. What cursed item did Xander buy from Ethan?
Extra points for getting Joyce involved with the highjinks.
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