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Review of chapter "Do sit down and shut up" from ecsnorway
Review:
Sigh. Yet another "Scoobies are better and less mature and more cool than everyone" crossover. Yet another Stargate cast getting stomped by Buffywank. Booooooring. Highly recommend AGAINST reading. Or writing.
Review By [ecsnorway] • Date [17 Jul 14] • Rating [1 out of 10]
Review of chapter "The Game's Afoot" from clei
Review:
This is certainly not the same Jack who has outwitted and frustrated so many superior foes in his years of commanding SG-1.
Instead he keeps losing his temper so the point of view OC can make speeches. And so we go round and round and don't seem to be getting anywhere.
After this many threatening mini-confrontations, it's obvious that they can't even learn to work together, at least not with the same personnel.
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No, it's the same Jack (and SG1) as always. They've always treated people no matter who they may be like this.

They go to more advanced alien world to basically beg for their tech, and basically talk down their nose to the people they are asking for help from in the process, especially Sam and Daniel.
Review By [clei] • Date [4 Jul 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Do sit down and shut up" from lunalurker
Review:
This is certainly not the same Jack who has outwitted and frustrated so many superior foes in his years of commanding SG-1.
Instead he keeps losing his temper so the point of view OC can make speeches. And so we go round and round and don't seem to be getting anywhere.
After this many threatening mini-confrontations, it's obvious that they can't even learn to work together, at least not with the same personnel.
Review By [lunalurker] • Date [3 Jul 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Do sit down and shut up" from djhardim
Review:
"Because if we don't allow you to work with us, we will take possession of the Stargate to keep you from making a bigger mess than you already have," Giles continued. "As you will have shown you are NOT mature enough to handle such a responsibility."

Yes, of course, the Scoobies are a much better choice to run things.

Was there any doubt about such a perfect group they are?
Review By [djhardim] • Date [3 Jul 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Do sit down and shut up" from clei
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Review of chapter "Do sit down and shut up" from Sunhawk
Review:
yet another bash fic, I went into it with high hopes only to have them completely dashed. Total flanderization of the Stargate crew, the Scoobies are ultra-competent can-do-no-wrong one-dimensional cardboard cutouts.
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Dude, the Stargate Crew has f**** everything they've managed to touch.

From the Goul'd to the Wraith and beyond.

They don't know,
They don't listen,
They don't learn.

It's amazing they haven't gotten themselves and everyone around them killed....Oh wait, they *HAVE*
Review By [clei] • Date [2 Jul 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Do sit down and shut up" from Rich
Review:
1. Overall, this is still pretty good, although I think you may be overdoing the "Jack is a butthead" theme.


2. “You look at that video and that’s what you get out of it??"

"Well, yeah, 'cause we already KNOW how good we are"


3. Slayers on rollerblades ? Outstanding ! How is it that nobody thought of that before ?
Review By [Rich] • Date [2 Jul 14] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Do sit down and shut up" from Rich
Review:
1. Overall, this is still pretty good, although I think you may be overdoing the "Jack is a butthead" theme.


2. “You look at that video and that’s what you get out of it??"

"Well, yeah, 'cause we already KNOW how good we are"


3. Slayers on rollerblades ? Outstanding ! How is it that nobody thought of that before ?
Review By [Rich] • Date [2 Jul 14] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Do sit down and shut up" from Sunhawk
Review:
yet another bash fic, I went into it with high hopes only to have them completely dashed. Total flanderization of the Stargate crew, the Scoobies are ultra-competent can-do-no-wrong one-dimensional cardboard cutouts.
Review By [Sunhawk] • Date [2 Jul 14] • Rating [1 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Do sit down and shut up" from cmdruhura
Review:
“Colonel,” Giles began quietly, “You’re mistaken if you think we are here to determine if you will allow us to work with you, we are here to decide if we will allow you to work with us.”



"Because if we don't allow you to work with us, we will take possession of the Stargate to keep you from making a bigger mess than you already have," Giles continued. "As you will have shown you are NOT mature enough to handle such a responsibility."
Review By [cmdruhura] • Date [2 Jul 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Do sit down and shut up" from burmafrdnow
Review:
You have to have Hammond slap Jack down harder. At a certain point you have no choice; and as badly as he has been acting to important people who have the president's ear more than you do you also have to protect your vital program.
Review By [burmafrdnow] • Date [2 Jul 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Do sit down and shut up" from grd
Review:
Beautiful. Hope Jack gets the full story soon. He is making too many insulting assumptions. Now it is the Slayers show and tell.
Review By [grd] • Date [2 Jul 14] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Do sit down and shut up" from fanreaderonetwo
Review:
Who coated O'Neill's head with superglue before he stuck it up his ass?
That's is the only reason I can think of to explain how he is acting,
and why he can't extract his head from his lower orifice.

Hammond should have had him zatted and brigged long before this scene,
or else accepted that both of them would shortly be forcibly retired.
Review By [fanreaderonetwo] • Date [2 Jul 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Do sit down and shut up" from mendal
Review:
Giles and the Scoobies can go pound sand the SGC doesn't need them.
Review By [mendal] • Date [2 Jul 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "‘Must Remain Buried for All Time’" from mendal
Review:
The reason for the wormhole going one way is probably a failsafe to keep things from entering both ends at the same time.
Review By [mendal] • Date [7 Jun 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "‘Must Remain Buried for All Time’" from WolfWriter
Review:
Well, it's time for me to put my two cent's in.

The thing with Carter and Jack not believing in magic is starting to wear thin. Get to the explanations and demonstrations already, and let their minds be blown to atoms. THAT will be too funny!

And when they get the report on how two young girls basically decapitated a group of well trained Jaffa in minutes, basically outdoing a group of well trained Air Force peeps, things are going to hit the fan.

Jack will start raving on about how children shouldn't fight in wars and generally being unpleasant, and possibly making threats to take down their organization. The General will have to make good his threat to toss Jack in the brig for a while, and I really don't see Buffy, Willow or anyone else in the group being too happy about Jack's attitude.

Carter will have to have her attitude adjusted as well; she's going to start making demands on how magic works, can it be measured, and unless its rubbed into her face, she's going to be unpleasant as well.
Review By [WolfWriter] • Date [27 Apr 14] • Not Rated
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