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Review of chapter "Chapter One" from (Current Donor)dogbertcarroll

That is all.
Comments from author:
Thanks. ;)
Review By [(Current Donor)dogbertcarroll] • Date [2 Mar 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from (Current Donor)KColl
More than adequately points out just how
****ing stoopid and badly-written Season
7 was.

EDIT: Tain't that the truth!
Comments from author:
It's almost like clubbing baby seals - it doesn't take much pointing. ;)
Review By [(Current Donor)KColl] • Date [27 Jan 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from MBB
im not sure what to think of this
it has some funny lines, it has some clever logics and alternative solutions (i like that you gave anya her brain back) and part bashfic (its not fair to blame all the writers screwups solely on buffy - ive worked very hard not to bale it all on spike myself)
i loved the line about how they used to plan and research
and i didnt see why you needed cordy or oz other then some classic quotes
Comments from author:
Becuz I wanted Cordy and Oz in it? *shrug* It's a purely crack humor fic. Don't analyze it too hard or it'll break. ;)

Thanks for the review.
Review By [MBB] • Date [7 Jan 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Greywizard
Okay, that was mean, since you made poor Joss cry. ;-)

Try not to do it more than a few thousand more times, or we'll probably speak harshly to you about picking on people who have no idea of how to write coherent and sensible plotlines which make sense and which actually comply with established canon history.

On the other hand - I LOVED THIS!!!!! MORE! MORE!! MO-O-O-O-O-O-RE, PLEASE!!!!

I can definitely use a laugh right now.

Thanks for sharing this with us, man. ;-)
Comments from author:
I know. I'm a bad person. (Hangs head, then busts out snickering) Sorry. Just couldn't do that and keep a straight face. ;)

Thanks for the review, bud.
Review By [Greywizard] • Date [5 Jan 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from CPTSkip
I want you to know your story darn near killed me. I am just getting over a horrendous cold and as I read your story I laughed so hard I started to cough. I nearly could not stop coughing. And I blame you, evil fanfic writer you! But your crack story did make me laugh.
Comments from author:
Sorry about that. Should have have given it a beverage warning label too? ;)
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [5 Jan 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from JasonBarnett
made perfect sense. Imbalance didn't mean a damn thing once the First no longer had an army to fight for it.

why are so many who watch the show so willing to embrace ideas that don't actually defeat the evil

Scorpio P: the seal was in a different place than opening to the Hellmouth
Comments from author:
I'm not completely certain if you're agreeing, disagreeing, or indulging in sarcasm, so... *shrug* Thanks!

ETA: Actually, I don't think it was. The Hellmouth and Seal was located in the new high school under the principal's office, which was located where the old library used to be in the old high school. So I'm pretty sure the Hellmouth was in the same place in all seasons. And they said the seal was over the Hellmouth, so...
Review By [JasonBarnett] • Date [4 Jan 14] • Rating [1 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from ScorpioP
I actually sorta like Buffy, but I do think the peroxide has gotten to her brain. That Seal never DID make sense, and where the frak were the ToraToraTora-KHAAAANNs all the other times the Hellmouth opened, huh?

Boo to Faith, because I kinda like Spike when he's not being a total luvstruck fanboy for Buffy. Personally, I've always pictured him post-series saying, "Bugger this Champion nonsense. I'm off to watch some Passions, drain some of them Twilight fans, and maybe kill a demon or two if they bet against Manchester United."

Personally, I think Oz's plan would have worked, if you mix sriracha and garlic into the hummus.
Comments from author:
Sorry. You may not have noticed, but I'm not a huge season 5 through 7 Spike fan. ;)

"He's life Jim, but not as we know it... "

I like writing Spike because the accent and the attitude is so much fun. But I like him in Season 2 and early s4, and on Angel, before they Spike-i-fied him.

And, seriously! What the heck was up with Beljoxia's Eye, too? What did the Slayer do? Which Slayer? Huh? And why wasn't it ever brought up again?
Review By [ScorpioP] • Date [4 Jan 14] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from (Current Donor)Clavell
*TOTALLY* excellent crack-fic!!! And kudos for the extended Buffy death rattles!
Comments from author:
Complete and TOTAL crack. ;)

Thanks. I kept remembering Pee Wee Herman in the original Buffy movie, and the hour long death scene.
Review By [(Current Donor)Clavell] • Date [4 Jan 14] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from (Current Donor)MarcusRowland
VERY silly - I liked it.
Comments from author:
Thanks. :)

And wow, I got a review from MarcusRowland. I'm honored. And in awe, I think.
Review By [(Current Donor)MarcusRowland] • Date [4 Jan 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from cmdruhura
Barn door. Horses already gone.
Comments from author:
True. But at least they killed Andrew and Spike. And hey, it works at least as logically as Chosen did, with 100% fewer asspulls. ;)
Review By [cmdruhura] • Date [4 Jan 14] • Not Rated
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