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Review of chapter "Chapter One" from DarthTenebrus
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In the middle of a throw-down with several vamps....Buffy's stomach begins to cramp....

"Excuse me boys and girls, can we take a quick break for a moment? Slayer's gotta go find the facilities. .."

Pinches her charm and Slayer-loo appears. ..

"Thanks, I promise we'll get back to the big fight, this'll just take a moment. ..well, for you it will. I'll be taking as much time as I need. .."

One second later...a groan of disgust precedes the Slayer's emergence from her decadently-appointed magickal Bo-John...

"Aaaaaugh! Don't nobody go in there for about thirty-five, forty-five...aw fuck it!"

Buffy grabs the nearest vamp and tosses him into the Bo-John, which causes him to scream.

"GAAAAAAHHHHH! OH FUCK WHAT DID YOU EAT SLAYER?! STAKE ME! STAKE ME NOOOOOOWWWWWW!!"

Victim only begins his vociferous protest of Slayer hygiene when he is joined by the second, then the third, and finally every single vamp that had begun to fight, only to suffer the worst possible fate for a vampire. ..

The horrible keening and wailing from the trapped haemophages only increases as Buffy listens in sheer delight.

"Oops, forgot to flush!" She says as she pinches her charm again and the Slayer-loo disappears without a trace.

Damn...ROFLMFAO...
Review By [DarthTenebrus] • Date [10 Feb 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from misterwhy
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Brilliant! I am sure you are the first to write the value of a porta-potty into a story.

Now I just wonder if any other writer may use this invaluable travel aid (with proper reference to yourself) in their story?

Slayer-Loos rule!
Review By [misterwhy] • Date [10 Feb 14] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from (Current Donor)NekoHibiki
Review:
Is this evil farm from some series, and if so which series is it from?
Comments from author:
Regarding both questions, this story isn't a crossover, so nothing written in it is from any other media save for the topic of where and when our heroes find the time and place to relieve themselves in the middle of saving the world.

Even though the evil farm is part of stories reaching back in history as far as mythology and children's tales (much less a zillion horror movies), it's happened often enough in real life.

And, no, Willow used her own magic to whip up an enchanted Porta-Potty for each Slayer rather than creating Doctor Who's TARDIS. We've never seen those specific rooms on the show over the decades, but according to Wikipedia the assorted Doctors have mentioned that this infinite call-box does indeed possess a number of bathrooms.
Review By [(Current Donor)NekoHibiki] • Date [9 Feb 14] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from (Current Donor)NekoHibiki
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So Willow stole a Tardis to use as a toilet then, or something like that?
Review By [(Current Donor)NekoHibiki] • Date [9 Feb 14] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from (Current Donor)Katrina
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Love it! Great little fic and a great answer to that ever-present issue. *applause*
Review By [(Current Donor)Katrina] • Date [8 Feb 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from CPTSkip
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Talk about "Johnny on the spot". I have to admit, your story is unique in my reading experience. Well done.
Review By [CPTSkip] • Date [8 Feb 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from BlueEyedBrigadier
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Oh my....this is frakking brilliant! Magical PortaPotties with pocket universe bath suites! Willow and her fellow mojo slingers would be crowned goddesses on Earth!
Review By [BlueEyedBrigadier] • Date [8 Feb 14] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from ShalaDakiri
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That's funny. The best was the bit with Buffy pointing out that guys don't typically have huge lines to the toilet.
Review By [ShalaDakiri] • Date [8 Feb 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from Oxnate
Review:
I love stories that make you think about things you've never thought about before. Thank you!
Review By [Oxnate] • Date [8 Feb 14] • Rating [10 out of 10]
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