The Joker is right up there on the list of people whom you should kill youself if you ever think he's actually become a vampire.

Very brilliant! :) I like it -- especially this line:

“Don’t you want to dance in the pale moonlight?” Her smile also faded… into a much more feral grin, complete with fangs.

Silently he was running over this turn of events in his head. Sight victim, check. Drag victim into alley, check. Ask if she’s ever danced with the devil, check. Shoot victim, check. So why wasn’t it working? When he finally glanced up he noticed her eyes had turned a cat’s yellow. She pinned him against the wall, apparently much stronger than he had thought possible. “The moon wants us to dance forever, and forever we shall, my little jester.”

As a pair of fangs sunk into his neck, the Joker sighed. He really needed a better pick up line.

I like that last line best of all. And the line “Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?” definitely came from the 1989 Batman film. In my opinion, it’s a pretty cool line, as well as very inspiring! :)

Keep up your super-neat, very awesome and creatively cool writing! :)

hah.... that was great...cant wait to see if u have more!

LOL!

So very Dru!

That was very good. I love the way that you portrayed the Joker and the way that you had him befuddled by Dru's reactions to him.

Thanks

Calia

Oh dear.... part of me wants to say that this scene is just wrong, and part of me is just sittign back, laughing maniacly and saying how perfect it is. Ironic justice... right up until they pair of them decided to go out rampaging together. Yikes.

But it's delightful to see the reactions of someone who's plan not only doesn't go as it's supposed to but goes so drastically wrong.

Lucinda

very cool!

That's very nice. VampJoker would be fun too...

Great little story. I almost feel sorry for the Joker (almost). Excellent use of Dru's vocabulary.