Hey, can you order those online or do they have an 800 number?

If you go to the Minnesota Public Radio web site, you might find some goods from Home Defense Hardware, The Fearmonger's Shoppe, Bertha's Kitty Boutique, Raw Bits Cereal, or Powdermilk Biscuits. They'd be popular items. I doubt you'll find stakes there.

Sunnydale is the anti-Lake Wobegon; one is the city that G-d forgot, where all the women are clueless, all the men are trolls, and all the children are slackers, and the other is the city that time forgot and the decades cannot improve, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

In one of my stories (not here), I had the characters meet at the Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Hope for the post-S3 SHS Memorial Service. “Responsibility” was taken. And, I have been tempted to write a story where Willow's mother picks up some Powdermilk Biscuit mix at the supermarket in S1, with profound consequences for Willow and Xander.

That was great. Do you think the Ketchup Advisory Board would ever try to convince vampires that ketchup would be a good replacement for blood?

No, but the Fearmongers' Shoppe would probably be interested in the situation. And, of course, Willow could have used some Powdermilk Biscuits in her high school days.

This was cute. You should do some more radio commercials.

RAOTFL! Yes, it would be a different world with lots of Slayers out there.

YES!!

I listen to NPR obsessively. I can't stop.

So, I've become a fan of Prairie Home Companion.

I can't believe you did this, it's just wonderful.

YAY!

PRI, actually. Even Robin and Linda Williams make that mistake. Anyhow, Lake Wobegon would have to have lots of Slayers. After all, "All the women are strong...."

Okay, now it's American Public Media.